You don't know the definition of the word 'rhyme'.

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Originally posted by UWM You don't know the definition of the word 'rhyme'.

you buttplug yourself with a lavalamp.

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You lie about getting drunk and running your bike into a dumpster.

You bitch out when its crunch time and dont come to fucking bavarian villges for Oktoberfest because you have to study "cell processes" OHHHH HARD

You overcompensate for your small penis by working out and using large words in sentences.

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Originally posted by jennypie You overcompensate for your small penis by working out and using large words in sentences.

you steal your sister's vibrator and plug it in your dog and put it back where you got it from without cleanin it.

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Your parents regret having you.

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Originally posted by jennypie Your parents regret having you.

YOU stole my bicycle biatch

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Originally posted by bidor YOU stole my bicycle biatch

you're adopted.

(thanks for the idea, jennypie! )

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Originally posted by fayraree you're adopted. (thanks for the idea, jennypie! )

your the mistake in the family.

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Originally posted by XoxidE your the mistake in the family.

you're in a family of mistakes.

EDIT:
FUCK! This thread reminds me of the Curse of Monkey Island II PC game (the part where you have to beat the pirate with your wit!!!! LOL!!!! I totally sucked )

Nice thread, biddick!