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Butters Coca Cola League Poll (where 1 is the worst of the worst and 10 is the best of the worst) (as of 11.07.2006)
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Congratulations. Butters has got finances to make his poll fancy jazzy HTML style. So here it is ! This is the special mid season report of the top 10 Coca Cola League teams. We have seen teams from the bad to the pathetic. Here's the 10 .......
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1. Arizona Cardinals (1-7) ( LW : 1 )
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First Half:The initiation of "the pink taco" was ready to launch, however deals went sour the last minute. that's the only thing interesting about this team. Second Half:"They were who we thought they were ........" we will probably here this quote a lot more in the future.
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2. Houston Texans (2-6) ( LW : 3 )
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First Half:David Carr had a great start, but the W's wasn't racking up. Second Half:geez .. feel sorry for houston fans, as they play buffalo, oakland, tennessee, and cleveland 4 of the next 8 games. snooze fest.
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3. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-6) ( LW : 6 )
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First Half:Chicken B.roth is not the same. They fall behind too early, causing this team to rush into things they aren't used to seeing. Second Half:Could play "spoiler role" the last 3 weeks, as they play carolina, baltimore, and cincinnati.
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4. Oakland Raiders (2-6) ( LW : 7 )
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First Half:Good defenses wins championships ...... Second Half:..... however, bad offenses bring you to the Coca Cola League.
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5. Tennessee Titans (2-6) ( LW : 8 )
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First Half:Kerry Collins ...... Second Half: ....... Vince Young. Can you ask for anything more than this quarterback turnaround ?
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6. Cleveland Browns (2-6) ( LW : 4 )
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First Half:The good news is that out of the 6 loses, they lost to cincy by 17, the broncos by 10, and the rest were single digit losses, where they could have comeback from ..... Second Half: ... however, Chaz Frye isn't the quarterback to lead this situation at the moment.
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7. Miami Dolphins (2-6) ( LW : 4 )
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First Half:Bright spots for this team : Ricky leaving, Dan LeBetard, and Joey actually throwing more td's than int's against chicago ...... Second Half: Have a somewhat comfortable schedule, with 5 of next 8 at home, and play at detroit, indy, and buffalo. we could see a 2nd half turnaround.
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8. Green Bay Packers (3-5) ( LW : NR )
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First Half:Looks like John Madden's jesus juice isn't helping Brett Favre with his throws . Second Half:With Minny looking like squat and Chicago showing signs of vulnerability, Green Bay and Detroit could sneak back in this race.
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9. Dallas Cowboys (4-4) ( LW : NR )
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First Half:They are the 2003 Saints. They seem to find ways to lose every week. Other than that, they don't look like a strong football team. Second Half:They are in the NFC East. They are always in some kind of playoff hunt, because the leader always chokes the final chicken.
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10. Minnesota Vikings (4-4) ( LW : NR )
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First Half:Started off on the right track by not making mistakes and playing good defense. Second Half:Whoopings to the Pats and the 49ers have proven to me this is not a playoff team. And if their backup is Brooks Bollinger, this could be a loooong second half....
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Honorable Mention :
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Detroit Lions(2-6), San Francisco 49ers(3-5), Washington Redskins(3-5), Buffalo Bills(3-5), Tampa Bay Buccaneers(2-6), New York Jets(4-4), Philadelphia Eagles(4-4), St. Louis Rams(4-4), Cincinnati Bengals(4-4)
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