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Elaba!

Registered: May 2006
Location: Bruges
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Nov-04-2006 11:50
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Real
hi!

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout
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Haha priceless. 
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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
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Nov-04-2006 11:53
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Xilver
Driven by passion

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Wilrijk, Belgium
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Nov-04-2006 12:21
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Jasperovitsj
Zehra roxorzz my boxorzz

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Hoboken, Belgium
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Nov-04-2006 15:16
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Belgian Bonzai
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Belgium
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Ik ben een uitleg verschuldigd aan eender wie me verwachtende was.
Here's what happened:
Ik ben zopas verhuisd, weekje of zo, samen met mijn vriendin. 160km verder (ter info, ik woon nu in Meerdonk). Gisteren pas zijn ze internet komen installeren. Ikke gebrand op de Party, ziet dat van hier. En net op die avond (mijn kop eraf als het geen waar is, ik zweer het op mijn erewoord), krijgt ze echt een crisis, besef dat ze zo ver verwijderd is van thuis, haar familie en vrienden. Het zat er een beetje aan te komen, maar die avond is het ontploft. Ik weet zeker dat, had ik haar alleen gelaten die avond, ze urenlang zou geweend hebben. Daarvoor zie ik haar te graag. Daarmee dat ik in eerste instantie niet ben afgekomen. Ik kwam wakker om 6u30 ongeveer, in mijn bed bijna geweend dat ik het gemist had en in een ultieme hoop dat ik er nog iemand zou aantreffen naar Gent gereden. Om 7u30 was de deur dicht, dat heb ik persoonlijk gecheckt.
Mijn oprechte excuses aan iedereen die graag een klappeke had willen doen. Ik ben zelf bijzonder ontgoocheld.
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Nov-04-2006 21:52
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Real
hi!

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout
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| quote: | Originally posted by Zehra
ach next time eh, beta party < vriend/in imo
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Verbeterd. 
En ge hebt de juiste beslissing genomen BB. Er komen nog BeTa parties.
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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
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Nov-04-2006 22:02
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