she pooped in your mouth?

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Originally posted by Aristronica still fresh! roflmao. nah this is too gross.

Was the bread sneaking out of the oven?

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean she pooped in your mouth?

not quite that far lol. no it was nothing that spectacular really. just some shit while i went down on my ex. i was like something smells and i looked at my fingers i was OHHH SHIT!, she was embarrassed as hell. kinda threw the mood off.

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Originally posted by Vlad Did you find some dingleberries!?

fixed

There are these wipes you can use - commonly used on babies bottoms as well - that you can use to make the bum extra fresh and clean

watermelon flavor is wikkid - mind you those are for kids

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean she pooped in your mouth?

i fukkin hope not! if so, she's seriously a DIRTY bitch!!!! SERIOUS!
ewwwwwwwww

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We still are kids at heart.


Denys you broke rule #1 of ass play! Make sure that daily bodily functions have been taken care of.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad We still are kids at heart. Denys you broke rule #1 of ass play! Make sure that daily bodily functions have been taken care of.

i wasn't even going for the ass. while eating her out my hand just slid by there. needless to say it didn't feel like it should.

Aww, poor guy.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

i heard an awful horror story from a guy friend of mine about a girl who shit on him during anal. she was like 17 or something and he was 20 and they were doing anal and he looked down and it was all over him. she freaked out and ran to the bathroom and he said he just like grabbed the sheets and held his breath and quickly wiped it off and threw the sheets in a pile on the floor and ran for the shower. she was already in there and he said he got in with her and she was crying and he just hugged her in the shower and washed her and they didn't even talk about it. lol

i was like, "do u still like to have anal sex?" and he was like, "fuck yea"


hahah talk about a trooper. i would be scarred for life after an experience like that.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Ehh, she was 17, she probably clinched up because of inexperience.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by dallastar watermelon flavor is wikkid - mind you those are for kids

flavor... for kids???

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Originally posted by Slylee i was like, "do u still like to have anal sex?" and he was like, "fuck yea"

Oh, so it was you?