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Originally posted by Slylee oh my god, tell me you didn't just brag about your penis size. don't you know that you automatically get labeled as a pencil dick the minute you say you're hung like a horse?

That's why I always say I'm hung like a gnat! Unfortunately for me it happens to be true.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

Well Mrs, I would take a picture of it, only I can't afford a camera lens big enough to capture it in all its magnificence. So you will have to take my word for it
But, if you want a comparison in size, look up Giant Redwood in google. Something similar.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard That's why I always say I'm hung like a gnat! Unfortunately for me it happens to be true.

do gnats have penises?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee do gnats have penises?

much like myself, saddly, no.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Actually it's WHOREBAG.... I'm not exactly sure what a HOOR is. Regardless, Sly is nothing of the sort.

Hoor is the way the disadvantaged and socially inept people of Northern Ireland pronouce it (of which I subscribe to.)

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Originally posted by RickyM Well Mrs, I would take a picture of it, only I can't afford a camera lens big enough to capture it in all its magnificence. So you will have to take my word for it But, if you want a comparison in size, look up Giant Redwood in google. Something similar.

r to the o to the f to the l

keep digging dude

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Originally posted by RickyM Hoor is the way the disadvantaged and socially inept people of Northern Ireland pronouce it (of which I subscribe to.)

^^^^ despite what you may have heard from Hooked on Phonics not everything is spelt as it sounds.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by RickyM Hoor is the way the disadvantaged and socially inept people of Northern Ireland pronouce it (of which I subscribe to.)

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard much like myself, saddly, no.

I would hazard () a guess that you haven't got what would tickle a field mouse.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard ^^^^ despite what you may have heard from Hooked on Phonics not everything is spelt as it sounds.

ar yoo shoor?

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard ^^^^ despite what you may have heard from Hooked on Phonics not everything is spelt as it sounds.

It's local dialect numbnuts, and it is spelt that way here.

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Originally posted by Slylee

Ah the picture post...does you give up?

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