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Originally posted by Mebot granted, but i don't know what you wished for because you didn't say anything, so something bad will happen to you. I wish i could sniff elmers glue all day and not pass out or die from the fumes.

granted, but you die from lack of oxygen instead.

i wish I was a tree

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but you die from lack of oxygen instead. i wish I was a tree

granted... but youve been cut down and made into the bed that some greasy obese couple use during foreplay

SEA WORLD

i wish i had a kinky midget with big tits

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Vector Burn - Paradise Lost
"This is the life we chose, the life we lead. There is only one guarantee - None of us will see heaven"

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Originally posted by RickyM Next thread - trance for listening to when you are halfway down the stairs in your house...

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Originally posted by Exodus17 granted... but youve been cut down and made into the bed that some greasy obese couple use during foreplay SEA WORLD i wish i had a kinky midget with big tits

granted, but you also become a kinky midget with big tits...

I wish I had a broken arm

granted .... you can no longer masturbate leaving you with no choice but to take large pegs and sit on them untill your arm has healed

i wish i knew of something that would help make some killer ramen noodles

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Vector Burn - Paradise Lost
"This is the life we chose, the life we lead. There is only one guarantee - None of us will see heaven"

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Originally posted by RickyM Next thread - trance for listening to when you are halfway down the stairs in your house...

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Originally posted by Exodus17 granted .... you can no longer masturbate leaving you with no choice but to take large pegs and sit on them untill your arm has healed i wish i knew of something that would help make some killer ramen noodles

granted. it's called 'boiling water' but you get sued by the government for stealing their patented 'boiling water' and, since you are unable to pay the fines necessary, you are incarserated for 5640 consecutive life sentances, and are dubbed "Ben Dover" in prision and you're everyone's bitch.

i wish that a nuclear fallout would occure, destroying 90% of all major cities in the world.

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Originally posted by enferno i wish that a nuclear fallout would occure, destroying 90% of all major cities in the world.

Granted. Surprisingly, only the German cities survive, increasing thus the rate of sick porns produced per year.

I wish I hadn't raped my granny when I was little

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Originally posted by brashy I wish I hadn't raped my granny when I was little

Granted. Your grandpa raped you instead.

I wish I wasn't boring and predictable.

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Sorry, don't think that can be granted. Don't u wish for something more reasonable? Like being able to fly 10 times around the Earth?

i wish that i could start getting gigs that weren't opener sets

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Originally posted by dj_bas i wish that i could start getting gigs that weren't opener sets

granted, but on your first live set, you OD on cocaine and die.

i wish there was another big band, thus destroying completly everything in this known universe.

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Originally posted by Exodus17 granted .... you can no longer masturbate leaving you with no choice but to take large pegs and sit on them untill your arm has healed i wish i knew of something that would help make some killer ramen noodles

how would that help me masturbate

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Originally posted by enferno granted, but on your first live set, you OD on cocaine and die. i wish there was another big band, thus destroying completly everything in this known universe.

granted but then the band realizes they really can't destroy everything in the known universe. and instead decide to ROCK!!

i wish that i could get A's on all my finals this week without studying

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