This thread is in critical condition!!!

Mods should remove those posts above - you know, the mood killers, so that we can get back on topic of laping the Gina.

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Originally posted by aNYthing This thread is in critical condition!!! Mods should remove those posts above - you know, the mood killers, so that we can get back on topic of laping the Gina.

ahhhh... but it can't be forced.

everyone probably went home last night to masturbate 12 times and now c0r is not overflowing with pent-up sexual energy today.

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Originally posted by lücid ahhhh... but it can't be forced. everyone probably went home last night to masturbate 12 times and now c0r is not overflowing with pent-up sexual energy today.

damn... I didn't. Maybe I'm getting old. Oh well, time to make up for it today. Now if I could only remember where I hid my stack of "Sexxxay Toothless Octogenerians" mags.

oH, here it is! yeah baby, shake that plastic replacement hip! That's right spread your wrinkled, dried-out uterus for me, you dirty slut! yeah!!! FAP!


/"Orpheus is Dead" mode - OFF

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wow that was a little graphic for me there. But yeha this thread is for the win. and for the person who posted that nou picture u nasty!!

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Originally posted by lücid everyone probably went home last night to masturbate 12 times

FTW:

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alrighty, whos got some good fingering tips?

I dont enjoy muff diving..





unless the poon tastes like strawberries

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Originally posted by Protege alrighty, whos got some good fingering tips?

hook it, and progress from 1 to two (to three... depending on pussy, thus far for me threes always been a tight squeeze)), and keep a steady, but interesting rhythm goin on.

But essentially, there's so much more than than...



I have been told on more than one occasion that:

I am a foreplay master.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations hook it, and progress from 1 to two, and keep a steady, but interesting rhythm goin on. But essentially, there's so much more than than... I have been told on more than one occasion that: I am a foreplay master.

another good trick is to do a come here motion towards her stomach if shes lying on her back.

hit that g spot if you can find it. then if you have some good speed and endurance go as fast as you can and she will probably orgasm

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit another good trick is to do a come here motion towards her stomach if shes lying on her back. hit that g spot if you can find it. then if you have some good speed and endurance go as fast as you can and she will probably orgasm

thats my problem right now, I have like no endurance it seems. after a few minutes my hand starts to slow.

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Originally posted by Protege thats my problem right now, I have like no endurance it seems. after a few minutes my hand starts to slow.

go to the gym and work out your forearms!
youll be a pussymaster in no time

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Orbax At that point you kind of crossed the rubicon and you might as well lay siege to Rome

some gold in here

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