once apone a thime there was

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this guy that liveed in a forest

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he had really long fingers and people called him "PERVERT!!!"

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one day not so long ago he was climbing a tree when

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he fell and went home, but thats not the point of the story

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on his way home he was in the forest and he ran into a tree

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he says "HI TREE" and the tree says "FUCK OFF YOU PERVERT"

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SO not even the trees liked him

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but he didnt care because he was waring shiny underware

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and one day he knew that if the sun was shining just right and he stood in just the right spot at the right time

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his underwar would open up a seecret layer where the ARC OF THE COV-A-NUT was barried

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in side the ARC OF THE COV-A-NUT is the 6 1/2 comadments sent down by

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