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Originally posted by dj_bas granted but then the band realizes they really can't destroy everything in the known universe. and instead decide to ROCK!! i wish that i could get A's on all my finals this week without studying

granted, but its by sleeping with all the men teachers in the school.

I wish I had a bigger internet pen0r

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but its by sleeping with all the men teachers in the school. I wish I had a bigger internet pen0r

granted...but unfortunately your real pen0r is now the size of an infant's over circumsized pen0r

i wish that i could just BE DONE WITH SCHOOL

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Originally posted by dj_bas granted...but unfortunately your real pen0r is now the size of an infant's over circumsized pen0r i wish that i could just BE DONE WITH SCHOOL

granted, but now your job replaces school with 12 hour days.


i wish for a metorite to crash into earth, destroying all life and scattering the remains of our dead plannet across the universe, then all of it to get sucked ino a black hole, then that blackhole suddenly implodes, and turnes into a super black hole, thusly turning the entire universe inside out, and then a big bang occures, but nothing more is created. everything ceases to be, indefinately, never to be anything ever again, ever, to tag backs.

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Originally posted by enferno granted, but now your job replaces school with 12 hour days. i wish for a metorite to crash into earth, destroying all life and scattering the remains of our dead plannet across the universe, then all of it to get sucked ino a black hole, then that blackhole suddenly implodes, and turnes into a super black hole, thusly turning the entire universe inside out, and then a big bang occures, but nothing more is created. everything ceases to be, indefinately, never to be anything ever again, ever, to tag backs.

granted but somehow i escaped and had sex with ur hawt gf.


i wish ta had more smielys options

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Originally posted by nchs09 granted but somehow i escaped and had sex with ur hawt gf. i wish ta had more smielys options

that's a good wish!

granted, but DA still only uses " " and " " to respond to threads





i wish i could eat dinner...oh wait i can. then i wish my dinner was g0od

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Originally posted by dj_bas that's a good wish! granted, but DA still only uses " " and " " to respond to threads i wish i could eat dinner...oh wait i can. then i wish my dinner was g0od

granted. but your only way of consumption is my shoving your food up your urethra

i wish i was a 800 foot tall newt. with wings. and i pooped gold.

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Originally posted by enferno granted. but your only way of consumption is my shoving your food up your urethra i wish i was a 800 foot tall newt. with wings. and i pooped gold.

Granted. You have to ingest gold to poop it. You sucked off all plaque and fecal matter and then ate the gingivitus infested, steak corroded gold teeth of.... someone. THEN you poop it out. Then you have to eat it, despite the gold being hot from your feces in order to poop it out again. Then you eat it, then yes yes its a process.

I STILL wish Brashy would pluck my eyebrows. lol

granted... but the only thing you can find to use are a pair of pliers

i wish i had kickass powers.. like Goku

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Vector Burn - Paradise Lost
"This is the life we chose, the life we lead. There is only one guarantee - None of us will see heaven"

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Originally posted by RickyM Next thread - trance for listening to when you are halfway down the stairs in your house...

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Originally posted by Exodus17 granted... but the only thing you can find to use are a pair of pliers i wish i had kickass powers.. like Goku

granted, but now everyone around you has powers that are 100x better.


I wish i be so smart tht I coud skip shcool

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but now everyone around you has powers that are 100x better. I wish i be so smart tht I coud skip shcool

Gat DAMNIT ! i JUST HAD oops to erase my post Sun cos you butt in!

Granted . lol . Now your even more of a delinquent dumbass.

I wish for my sink faucet have taps for all trillions of teas from across theeeee wooooorrrrlllld !!!

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Originally posted by Estella Gat DAMNIT ! i JUST HAD oops to erase my post Sun cos you butt in! Granted . lol . Now your even more of a delinquent dumbass. I wish for my sink faucet have taps for all trillions of teas from across theeeee wooooorrrrlllld !!!

granted, but the cost of all of that made you sell your entire family as Slaves somewhere, and now you're a whore (and not a core whore)

I wish It was my birthday!

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but the cost of all of that made you sell your entire family as Slaves somewhere, and now you're a whore (and not a core whore) I wish It was my birthday!

granted, you're celebrating the 90+ birthday....its time to die

i wish hard disks never crash