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"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

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"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

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"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

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"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

Get your woman, on the floor.

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"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

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:: Out soon ::
» Adam Jace - Safari People [Plastic City]

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pull it out and masturbate

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:: Out soon ::
» Adam Jace - Safari People [Plastic City]

http://www.myspace.com/adamjace

I Feel Dirty...

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Needing a reason for being stuck in this seemingly demeaning whirlwind of ride with you

World Ideologies Explained By Reference To Cows:

Feudalism: You Have Two Cows. Your Lord Takes Some Of The Milk

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Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you a glass of milk.

Pure Communism: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need." Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.

Russian Communism: You have two cows. You take care of them but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.

Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

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Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbour decides who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

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Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Capitalism: You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.

Pure Anarchy:You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price, or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

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