I prefer old school riddles like;

The man who makes it doesn't use it
The man who buys it doesn't want it
The man who uses it does so without knowing it
What is it?



Riddles where there's no bastardisation of the english language to try and "trick" you....


yeah I'm getting antsy and narky but hey :P

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Originally posted by InAcoma HAHAHHA eeewww well then can i share with u

erm

1- the cuppas cold now


2- How long would ur straw have to be to reach

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Originally posted by Hybrid Junkie I prefer old school riddles like; The man who makes it doesn't use it The man who buys it doesn't want it The man who uses it does so without knowing it What is it?

i think i remember this one



nope i dont

my mobile phone talks to me

You're in a dungeon. There are 2 guards and 2 doors. One door leads to certain Death and one Freedom. One guard lies and one guard tells the truth. You don't know which. You can ask 1 guard 1 question. What guard do you ask what question

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Originally posted by TranceBunnY my mobile phone talks to me

man i want what ur on

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Originally posted by Hybrid Junkie I prefer old school riddles like; The man who makes it doesn't use it The man who buys it doesn't want it The man who uses it does so without knowing it What is it? Riddles where there's no bastardisation of the english language to try and "trick" you.... yeah I'm getting antsy and narky but hey :P

LoL

the frist two describe a condom !

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Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan yeah but phil's likely to spit in it

oi!
grrrrr

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Originally posted by InAcoma man i want what ur on

i had curry for dinner

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Originally posted by hey cheggy You're in a dungeon. There are 2 guards and 2 doors. One door leads to certain Death and one Freedom. One guard lies and one guard tells the truth. You don't know which. You can ask 1 guard 1 question. What guard do you ask what question

i ask either of the guards to open the door to freedom
if they dont say anything they cant lie

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Originally posted by Hybrid Junkie I prefer old school riddles like; The man who makes it doesn't use it The man who buys it doesn't want it The man who uses it does so without knowing it What is it? Riddles where there's no bastardisation of the english language to try and "trick" you.... yeah I'm getting antsy and narky but hey :P

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Originally posted by hey cheggy You're in a dungeon. There are 2 guards and 2 doors. One door leads to certain Death and one Freedom. One guard lies and one guard tells the truth. You don't know which. You can ask 1 guard 1 question. What guard do you ask what question

ill ask either,to tell me the colour of the other guards cloths OR my cloths.