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Originally posted by Aristronica tell them bitches to take a piss after sex. goddamn not that hard to avoid these things.

personally im always to tired or want to sleep, they always wanna cuddle or do something gay... ill be sure to tell those hoes to take a piss from now on!

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Originally posted by Aristronica meg explain from earlier... i want full story.

this is going to sound really stupid..
i was 'waiting' until i was married to have sex, a decision i made when i was a kid. i fooled around a bit and only started having oral sex when i was 22 but when i met eli i really fell hard for him and i had a pretty good feeling that i was going to settle down with him. (which i know sooo many chicks say, but in this case i was right) anyhow.. i didn't kiss him on our first date because i didn't want him to think i was that into him. This was a bad move, because he took me out the next day and that night we went back to his place and started fooling around and he whipped it out and i didn't know how to tell him i was waiting ( and i was really horny) so in a split second decision i grabbed it and put it in my ass. needless to say, he didn't complain. When he asked me about it later, i explained it to him. about 2 months later i started having normal sex with him and at that point i was convinced i was going to marry him so there was no point waiting. I'm such a nerd.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel this is going to sound really stupid.. i was 'waiting' until i was married to have sex, a decision i made when i was a kid. i fooled around a bit and only started having oral sex when i was 22 but when i met eli i really fell hard for him and i had a pretty good feeling that i was going to settle down with him. (which i know sooo many chicks say, but in this case i was right) anyhow.. i didn't kiss him on our first date because i didn't want him to think i was that into him. This was a bad move, because he took me out the next day and that night we went back to his place and started fooling around and he whipped it out and i didn't know how to tell him i was waiting ( and i was really horny) so in a split second decision i grabbed it and put it in my ass. needless to say, he didn't complain. When he asked me about it later, i explained it to him. about 2 months later i started having normal sex with him and at that point i was convinced i was going to marry him so there was no point waiting. I'm such a nerd.

yes! i'd marry you after that too.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel this is going to sound really stupid.. i was 'waiting' until i was married to have sex, a decision i made when i was a kid. i fooled around a bit and only started having oral sex when i was 22 but when i met eli i really fell hard for him and i had a pretty good feeling that i was going to settle down with him. (which i know sooo many chicks say, but in this case i was right) anyhow.. i didn't kiss him on our first date because i didn't want him to think i was that into him. This was a bad move, because he took me out the next day and that night we went back to his place and started fooling around and he whipped it out and i didn't know how to tell him i was waiting ( and i was really horny) so in a split second decision i grabbed it and put it in my ass. needless to say, he didn't complain. When he asked me about it later, i explained it to him. about 2 months later i started having normal sex with him and at that point i was convinced i was going to marry him so there was no point waiting. I'm such a nerd.

Awesome story! It's funny how we rationalize things, heehee.

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Originally posted by Aristronica yes! i'd marry you after that too.

denys, why didn't you marry the first girl that gave you anal?

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel denys, why didn't you marry the first girl that gave you anal?

it was difficult to propose through the gorilla mask...

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Originally posted by Aristronica it was difficult to propose through the gorilla mask...

that's a sad story..

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel that's a sad story..

but realistically. there's a difference between getting a slut in a one night anal session. and seeing someone for a time and then one night she just rides the ass on you out of nowhere. i would seriously fall in love.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel this is going to sound really stupid.. i was 'waiting' until i was married to have sex, a decision i made when i was a kid. i fooled around a bit and only started having oral sex when i was 22 but when i met eli i really fell hard for him and i had a pretty good feeling that i was going to settle down with him. (which i know sooo many chicks say, but in this case i was right) anyhow.. i didn't kiss him on our first date because i didn't want him to think i was that into him. This was a bad move, because he took me out the next day and that night we went back to his place and started fooling around and he whipped it out and i didn't know how to tell him i was waiting ( and i was really horny) so in a split second decision i grabbed it and put it in my ass. needless to say, he didn't complain. When he asked me about it later, i explained it to him. about 2 months later i started having normal sex with him and at that point i was convinced i was going to marry him so there was no point waiting. I'm such a nerd.

that is so adorable

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by Aristronica but realistically. there's a difference between getting a slut in a one night anal session. and seeing someone for a time and then one night she just rides the ass on you out of nowhere. i would seriously fall in love.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel [IMG]

if the whole eli thing doesn't work out (and God i hope not) PM me

hahahahaha