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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel

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I gave it a good thrust and my penis ached the next day. Thought spit would suffice, should've bought lube. On the other hand, it probly beats a capacious cunt.

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred I gave it a good thrust and my penis ached the next day. Thought spit would suffice, should've bought lube. On the other hand, it probly beats a capacious ****.

your spit has to be of certain consistency. i find that after drinking juice/non-carbonated stuff it's usually pretty good. but not water - that doesn't give it that "sticky" feeling.


i just realized i have this shit down to a science.

if your doing your job right you should need any spit...

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Originally posted by bobonoho if your doing your job right you should need any spit...

Causing pain and tearing tissue/causing bleeding=doing your job right?

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Originally posted by tranceDJ Causing pain and tearing tissue/causing bleeding=doing your job right?

srsly. that dude is SICK...

yeeaaaaaahh, you need lube when pokin the p00per. It doesn't feel good for the receiver (PAIN!) or the giver (too much friction).

bump


edit:listen to jake the man knows what he is talking about.

edit 2:Having an uncut monkey makes it easier to look for cave bananas

edit 3:if you attack that starfish with a voracious tongue lashing with sloppy extras the synthetic stuff won't always be needed.I love brownies

Last edited by all-nite-freak on Feb-10-2007 at 03:57

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak edit 2:Having an uncut monkey makes it easier to look for cave bananas

take me to the jungle then baby.

are you implying that you are also a member of south park the movie penis posessers?

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak are you implying that you are also a member of south park the movie penis posessers?

i'm not even implying. i'm coming out baby. my shit is uncut.