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Originally posted by Orbax granted but someone kills you for being friends with the bitch who broke up the Beatles. I wish Yoko Ono had never been born

Not Granted ! Without her, they would have all been flaming homo's, just as they were before she came into their lives.

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Originally posted by Orbax granted but someone kills you for being friends with the bitch who broke up the Beatles. I wish Yoko Ono had never been born

granted, but courtney love took her place and married lennon. bad news. he ended up like cobain...

i wish it was saturday so i'd be graduating.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa granted, but courtney love took her place and married lennon. bad news. he ended up like cobain... i wish it was saturday so i'd be graduating.

Granted, you graduate the school of strap-on wearing.

I wish my dog could talk so I could have a discussion with him about physics.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Granted, you graduate the school of strap-on wearing. I wish my dog could talk so I could have a discussion with him about physics.

Granted but the knowledge he imparts to you makes your head explode

I wish mayonnaise in the us tasted like it did in the UK

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Granted, you graduate the school of strap-on wearing. I wish my dog could talk so I could have a discussion with him about physics.

granted but it turns out your dog is an evil genius that teaches other dogs to talk and eventually take over the planet in "the great canus war!!!" then everyone blames you and sends you to the moon so that you may never make a lame wish that ends up enslaving the human race again

i wish it was 6 so i could go leave work

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damn you orbax!

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Originally posted by dj_bas granted but it turns out your dog is an evil genius that teaches other dogs to talk and eventually take over the planet in "the great canus war!!!" then everyone blames you and sends you to the moon so that you may never make a lame wish that ends up enslaving the human race again i wish it was 6 so i could go leave work ::edit:: damn you orbax!

granted but someone kicks your ass because youre sober and its past 5.

I wish I had infinite energy.

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Originally posted by Orbax granted but someone kicks your ass because youre sober and its past 5. I wish I had infinite energy.

granted, but you literally cook to death because you can't expel the energy fast enough

I wish I had a baguette with butter

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Originally posted by Orbax granted but someone kicks your ass because youre sober and its past 5. I wish I had infinite energy.

Infinite does not exist. I grant you Duracell, enery for 4.5 straight running hours. Add a Red Bull if you desire another 30 min.

I wish I could live in a lighthouse off a Nova Scotian coast.

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Originally posted by Estella Infinite does not exist. I grant you Duracell, enery for 4.5 straight running hours. Add a Red Bull if you desire another 30 min. I wish I could live in a lighthouse off a Nova Scotian coast.

granted but now boats crash into your house on purpose

i wish it WAS past 5 so i didn't have to be sober and at work

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Originally posted by dj_bas granted but now boats crash into your house on purpose i wish it WAS past 5 so i didn't have to be sober and at work

haha


Granted. Your friends filled all your vodka bottles one night with water so you wouldn't notice that they drank it all. Yet, you still seem to get "drunk."

I wish everyone I looked, I saw a beautiful Magnolia tree.

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Originally posted by Estella haha Granted. Your friends filled all your vodka bottles one night with water so you wouldn't notice that they drank it all. Yet, you still seem to get "drunk." I wish everyone I looked, I saw a beautiful Magnolia tree.

granted, but the trees have mischevious acorn throwing chipmunks!

i wish i had some donuts and a vanilla latte

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