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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy If I were available it might be a challenge but since I am not it isnt. Id have you wimpering like a puppy dog

that's not what i meant...i can already tell you i'm not a god damn pillsbury dough can ya nympho

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy I never said that. I just said I OWN when it comes to handling it

I used to be scared of the dick
Now I throw lips to the shit
Handle it like a real bitch
Heather Hunter, Janet Jack-me
Take it in the butt, yah, yazz what
I got land in Switzerland, even got sand in the Marylands
Bahamas in the spring, baby, it's a Big Momma thing
Can't tell by the diamonds in my rings
That's how many times I wanna cum, twenty-one
And another one, and another one, and another one
24 carots nigga
That's when I'm fuckin wit' the average nigga
Work the shaft, brothers be battin' me, and oh
Don'tcha like the way I roll
And play wit' my bushy
Tell me what's on your mind when your tongues in the pussy
Is it marriage
Baby carriage
Shit no, on a dime shit is mine
Got to keep 'em comin' all the time



Killas be quiet, my nigga bring the riots
Tough talk, tough walk, shit is tired
You wanna be this Queen B, but ya can't be
That's why your mad at me

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Floorfiller that's not what i meant...i can already tell you i'm not a god damn pillsbury dough can ya nympho

First of all it wasnt the can, the can is seriously too too big, i was talking bout the cookie roll and would you guys forget about that dammit!

And second I am a firm beleiver in the fact that the penis like any other muscle can be worked to perfection. When muscles are worked out....they grow....hehehehe

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy First of all it wasnt the can, the can is seriously too too big, i was talking bout the cookie roll

ah huh...sure you were ..j/k

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Originally posted by Floorfiller that's not what i meant...i can already tell you i'm not a god damn pillsbury dough can ya nympho

It wouldnt be a challene either way....all u guys would just be lying.
Maybe we should make a poll so it could be done in secret.

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy It wouldnt be a challene either way....all u guys would just be lying. Maybe we should make a poll so it could be done in secret.

you know i bet a lot of people would still lie in a poll to be honest...it's pointless...

yea true oh well. Whats the next topic?

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy yea true oh well. Whats the next topic?

what is one thing a guy needs to know about??

I hate actually having to do work at work.



I'll be back soon!

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Originally posted by Floorfiller what is one thing a guy needs to know about??

Shit 1 thing.....thats all. There are too many things to know, not just 1.

Ok here is one, its kinda freaky.....


Well I have a tounge ring and according to guys and sexual reports about guys theyre nipples are just as sensitive as female nipples, and every guy that I have done this to went through the roof. While you are riding him lick 1 of his nipples and play with the other..... from what they tell its it increases thr orgasm by like 70 percent stronger.

This applies to guys and girls so have ur chick try it on you and see if ya like it. And if you cant ask her to try it you shouldnt be havin sex with the person cuz apparently u arent that comfortable with them.

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy Shit 1 thing.....thats all. There are too many things to know, not just 1. Ok here is one, its kinda freaky..... according to guys and sexual reports about guys theyre nipples are just as sensitive as female nipples, and every guy that I have done this to went through the roof. While you are riding him lick 1 of his nipples and play with the other..... from what they tell its it increases thr orgasm by like 70 percent stronger. This applies to guys and girls so have ur chick try it on you and see if ya like it. And if you cant ask her to try it you shouldnt be havin sex with the person cuz apparently u arent that comfortable with them.

i think that's all true...i'm a fan myself hehehe