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Originally posted by dj_bas granted, but the trees have mischevious acorn throwing chipmunks! i wish i had some donuts and a vanilla latte

granted but then a bird flies over u as u walk out with them and shits all over both of them.





i wish i wasn't getting sick

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee granted but then a bird flies over u as u walk out with them and shits all over both of them. i wish i wasn't getting sick

granted, but now your body doesn't know how to fight off the disease and you cause a small pox epidemic!

i wish that bird didn't shit on my coffee and donuts

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granted, but in your attempt to avoid the shit you trip and drop your drink and ur 'nuts on the ground.

i wish i could stream music and play online games at the same time... (w/out pisssing people off)

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granted, but you still manage to piss people off with your attitude

I wish for a new car!

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Originally posted by wizniz i wish i could stream music and play online games at the same time... (w/out pisssing people off)

Granted. but that was such a shitty wish, the wish corruptor v6.0 decided you sucked at life and murdered your whole family.


I wish id wish a wish that wasnt corrupted (suckaz)

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink Granted. but that was such a shitty wish, the wish corruptor v6.0 decided you sucked at life and murdered your whole family. I wish id wish a wish that wasnt corrupted (suckaz)

Granted but youre still gay.

I wish I couldnt die from drinking alcohol

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Originally posted by Orbax Granted but youre still gay. I wish I couldnt die from drinking alcohol

granted now the only way you can die is by orgasm!

i wish that you guys were real instead of intarweb friends (im fucking bored as shit right now)

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Originally posted by dj_bas granted now the only way you can die is by orgasm! i wish that you guys were real instead of intarweb friends (im fucking bored as shit right now)

granted but now there's no intarweb to keep you entertained when you get sick of us.

i wish my boyfriend had more common sense.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa granted but now there's no intarweb to keep you entertained when you get sick of us. i wish my boyfriend had more common sense.

granted, but now you don't have any.

I wish I was completely happy with my life no matter what horrible things happen.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but now you don't have any. I wish I was completely happy with my life no matter what horrible things happen.

Granted! oops sorry. 998734872589034758934752985798375 on the face of this earth want that wish as well. Choose another.

I wish John Travolta hired me as his cleaning maid, then I could snoop around in his things and lay in his bed when he was gone.

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Originally posted by Estella Granted! oops sorry. 998734872589034758934752985798375 on the face of this earth want that wish as well. Choose another. I wish John Travolta hired me as his cleaning maid, then I could snoop around in his things and lay in his bed when he was gone.

granted but his wife catches you and fires you after 2 days.

i wish i didn't have to wake up at 6am tomorrow

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa granted but his wife catches you and fires you after 2 days. i wish i didn't have to wake up at 6am tomorrow

Granted. You won't wake up at all ! lol

I wish John Travolta was whispering in my ear right now.