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Originally posted by Estella Granted. You won't wake up at all ! lol I wish John Travolta was whispering in my ear right now.

Granted. he tells you to get fucked!

I wish I had an endless tomato sauce dispencer in my office.

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Granted...
but all the tomato sauce is rotten

I wish i could reach supreme ultimate enlightenment

granted. you become so enlighted, that you actually start burning slowly into wicked ashes.

i wish no one granted my wishes anymore

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Originally posted by brashy granted. you become so enlighted, that you actually start burning slowly into wicked ashes. i wish no one granted my wishes anymore

u win

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

i wish i could eat whatever i wanted and how much i wanted without worrying about becomeing overweight

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*Fav tune at the moment*
Vector Burn - Paradise Lost
"This is the life we chose, the life we lead. There is only one guarantee - None of us will see heaven"

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Originally posted by RickyM Next thread - trance for listening to when you are halfway down the stairs in your house...

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Originally posted by Exodus17 i wish i could eat whatever i wanted and how much i wanted without worrying about becomeing overweight

granted, but now you have chronic diarrhea, anal seepage, and then you die of mineral overdose

eww...thatd blow

anyways.. are we all wished out or something? i kinda liked this thread.. lots of crazy corruptions funny stuff....

worth having a look at anyways...



KEEP EM COMING!

I wish i were 20ft tall

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*Fav tune at the moment*
Vector Burn - Paradise Lost
"This is the life we chose, the life we lead. There is only one guarantee - None of us will see heaven"

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Originally posted by RickyM Next thread - trance for listening to when you are halfway down the stairs in your house...

Damn, why do I always forget to wish for something. I wish I had a nice salad in front of me for me to eat.


"I wish i were 20ft tall"

granted, but your penis shrinks 20x smaller

Granted - you have a nice big ceasar salad with toenails and crutons covered with Lo-Cal creamofsomeyoungguy cheese dressing


i wish i could read minds

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*Fav tune at the moment*
Vector Burn - Paradise Lost
"This is the life we chose, the life we lead. There is only one guarantee - None of us will see heaven"

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Originally posted by RickyM Next thread - trance for listening to when you are halfway down the stairs in your house...

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Originally posted by Exodus17 Granted - you have a nice big ceasar salad with toenails and crutons covered with Lo-Cal creamofsomeyoungguy cheese dressing i wish i could read minds

Granted! But then you become utterly bored because all everyone thinks about is whether or not their hair looks okay.

I wish John Travolta would do my laundry naked.

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Originally posted by Estella Granted! But then you become utterly bored because all everyone thinks about is whether or not their hair looks okay. I wish John Travolta would do my laundry naked.

granted, but its john travolta 20 years into the future! (eww saggy travolta!)

i wish that i could touch a book and learn all its contents like Johnny 5! or the lesser known meteor man

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Originally posted by dj_bas granted, but its john travolta 20 years into the future! (eww saggy travolta!) i wish that i could touch a book and learn all its contents like Johnny 5! or the lesser known meteor man

granted, but the only books u can do that with are childrens books.




i wish i could walk in the door tonight after class and have the place be perfectly clean and all my laundry done!

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone