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Originally posted by dj_bas granted, but its john travolta 20 years into the future! (eww saggy travolta!) i wish that i could touch a book and learn all its contents like Johnny 5! or the lesser known meteor man

Granted! Unfortunately, the only book you are able to find is "See Spot Run."

I wish I could have John Travoltas toothbrush.

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Originally posted by Estella I wish John Travolta would do my laundry naked.

Granted, of course. He somehow feels repulsed by your filthy kingsize panties and his dick falls.

I wish I had Hillary Clinton walk my 3 legged dog

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Originally posted by Slylee granted, but the only books u can do that with are childrens books. i wish i could walk in the door tonight after class and have the place be perfectly clean and all my laundry done!

Hey Sly !

Granted. That cardboard box on the corner of Monroe and Shillings has been disposed of. You can pick up your Red Wing shoes and rags at the Social Service center.

I STILL wish I had JOhn Travoltas toothbrush.

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Originally posted by Estella Hey Sly ! Granted. That cardboard box on the corner of Monroe and Shillings has been disposed of. You can pick up your Red Wing shoes and rags at the Social Service center. I STILL wish I had JOhn Travoltas toothbrush.

granted but now he dies of the gum disease gingivitus!!

i wish i had famous djs as neighbors

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Originally posted by brashy Granted, of course. He somehow feels repulsed by your filthy kingsize panties and his dick falls. I wish I had Hillary Clinton walk my 3 legged dog

lol you BIOTCH . check your PM.

Granted! But she's a democrat. She can't read and didn't steer from traffic. Now it only has .689 of a leg. The only parts she scooped up from the sidewalk and put in a ziploc bag for you.

I wish I could shave John Travolta's legs.

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Originally posted by dj_bas granted but now he dies of the gum disease gingivitus!! i wish i had famous djs as neighbors

Granted. DJ Icey is a bit of an exhibitionist. She never closes her curtains and is always naked. You get to look at that all day.


I wish John Travolta would pick me up and take me to work in an hour.

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Originally posted by Estella Granted. DJ Icey is a bit of an exhibitionist. She never closes her curtains and is always naked. You get to look at that all day. I wish John Travolta would pick me up and take me to work in an hour.

is she hot? i thought icey was a guy?

granted, but the windows are so tinted that no one knows your riding with john...so when you try to tell your friends they don't believe you. then they kick you outta the group for lying, you become a recluse and live in a bell tower where no one will ever love you. except for these little animated rats...like a disney movie

i wish you guys could hang out at my house and help me study

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Originally posted by dj_bas is she hot? i thought icey was a guy? granted, but the windows are so tinted that no one knows your riding with john...so when you try to tell your friends they don't believe you. then they kick you outta the group for lying, you become a recluse and live in a bell tower where no one will ever love you. except for these little animated rats...like a disney movie i wish you guys could hang out at my house and help me study

'haha what a chain of events.

Granted! Your sewing techniques is not a fave, so no one shows up.


I wish to possess John Travolta's cremated ash and bathe in it every Thursday at midnight.

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Originally posted by Estella I wish I could shave John Travolta's legs.

Granted, of course. He just refuses to shave yours... he has some dignity left.

I wish John Travolta were a tranny

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Originally posted by dj_bas is she hot? i thought icey was a guy? granted, but the windows are so tinted that no one knows your riding with john...so when you try to tell your friends they don't believe you. then they kick you outta the group for lying, you become a recluse and live in a bell tower where no one will ever love you. except for these little animated rats...like a disney movie i wish you guys could hang out at my house and help me study

Oops, I got mixed up. DJ IRENE. sorry

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Originally posted by brashy Granted, of course. He just refuses to shave yours... he has some dignity left. I wish John Travolta were a tranny

Granted! Although I don't see how that would make him more attractive, as he could still plug your hole until you wince with pain, pull out and make you slob that excess matter on the tip of his knob.


I wish I had cucumbers and vinegar right now.

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Originally posted by Estella Granted! Although I don't see how that would make him more attractive, as he could still plug your hole until you wince with pain, pull out and make you slob that excess matter on the tip of his knob. I wish I had cucumbers and vinegar right now.

granted, but you also have a PM.

I wish I had a pet stingray