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| quote: | Originally posted by TranceBunnY
this is meant for humorous purposes only and if you get offended, tough luck. =)
-Perception of crises and handling of crises of world religions.
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama dama ding ding.
Atheist: there is no such thing as shit.
Hinduism: this shit happened before.
Islam: if shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: what is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism: when shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confuscius says, "Shit happens."
Agnosticism: I'm not sure if this is shit.
Protestantism: shit won't happen if i work harder.
Catholicism: i deserve this shit.
Born again Christianity: shit happens, praise the Lord.
Jehovah's witness: knock knock, shit happens.
Unitarianism: what is this shit?
TV evangelism: shit won't happen to you if you send more money.
Mormon: shit happens again and again and again.
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism: let's smoke this shit! |
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seriously.... she buys me all these fucking shit clothes n expects me to wear them... then she buys me make-up, and then she throws out all my cool t-shirts and jeans.... 
Like WTF... yea i know she doesnt like the idea of my being a dyke... but fuck man....let me be... seriously... she can shove her make-up up her ass... i aint gonna wear it and im not going to change for anyone...well maybe armin 
