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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but you also have a PM. I wish I had a pet stingray

Granted, but you bought him as an embryo and he turned out to be just a bead of cooked tapioca.

I wish i was on a humid, remote island right now, with 15,000 others, dancing in the ocean to teeeeechhhhhhhnooooooo while fire dancers were up performing on shore.

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Originally posted by Estella Granted, but you bought him as an embryo and he turned out to be just a bead of cooked tapioca. I wish i was on a humid, remote island right now, with 15,000 others, dancing in the ocean to teeeeechhhhhhhnooooooo while fire dancers were up performing on shore.

granted, but then you realize they are cannibals and you get eaten

I wish I had a 70ft long pencil

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but then you realize they are cannibals and you get eaten I wish I had a 70ft long pencil

Granted. Your now holding Dennis Rodman's dick.

I wish I was sitting on Dennis's lap right now.

be careful what you wish 4

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Originally posted by brashy be careful what you wish 4

I wish Socialists could comprehend realism.

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Originally posted by Estella Granted, but you bought him as an embryo and he turned out to be just a bead of cooked tapioca.

hahahaha

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Originally posted by Estella I wish Socialists could comprehend realism.

granted, you are now a socialist like the rest of us.

I wish my I had a grand opium garden

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, you are now a socialist like the rest of us. I wish my I had a grand opium garden

Why? Orchids are so much prettier, I shall grant you those and with Orchids you don't need to hire any indentured asian workers at $1.54 for labor.

I wish I could ride a giraffe.

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Originally posted by Estella I wish I could ride a giraffe.

Granted, of course. Though, it's the giraffe the one that rides you. 5 times a week.

i wish i knew it before

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Originally posted by Estella I wish Socialists could comprehend realism.

I wish realists had more imagination

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Originally posted by brashy I wish realists had more imagination

granted. but there was a rift if the space-time continum and the known universe has exploded.

i wish beer came out of my faucet instead of tap water.

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Originally posted by enferno granted. but there was a rift if the space-time continum and the known universe has exploded. i wish beer came out of my faucet instead of tap water.

granted but you have to pay $20 per second every time it's running...



i wish cocaine was legal and didn't have a bad comedown.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone