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Originally posted by squirrelly mmmm not so much! It's too painful for me. There simply isn't enough weed or alcohol to make that pain stop

I tried it a few times. First few times it was with the same guy and took some getting used to, but it was pretty good after.

Second was a few years later with a different guy... he was waaaaay too fucking big to be up there. I basically was like 'oh hell no' after he was a bit of the ways in.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

tucker max? don't make me google search.

explain.

and it better be hot and sex or I'll be mad that you're ruining the mood

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Banora I tried it a few times. First few times it was with the same guy and took some getting used to, but it was pretty good after. Second was a few years later with a different guy... he was waaaaay too fucking big to be up there. I basically was like 'oh hell no' after he was a bit of the ways in.

I'm telling you.

He'll be like baby please
I'll say ok
two seconds later OW OW OW OW FUCKING STOP BEFORE I CUT YOUR NADS OFF YOU DOUCHE

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Originally posted by squirrelly tucker max? don't make me google search. explain. and it better be hot and sex or I'll be mad that you're ruining the mood

He jsut has a shit ton of life stories that are so off the wall they are obviously fake. Funny but stupid. Kinda like Jay! Funny fake and stupid

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what if they were real

lolol my dad does that to fuck with people. He'll be all serious and lean in close and be like "I'm a trained sniper. Don't fuck with me."

People are like

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Originally posted by squirrelly lolol my dad does that to fuck with people. He'll be all serious and lean in close and be like "I'm a trained sniper. Don't fuck with me." People are like

I'm so glad my parents never gave a shit/were never around.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by bas Tucker Max! That's who I was thinking of, Jay stop stealing Tucker Max's fake stories.

who?

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Originally posted by elFreak who?

Oh fuck off

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i tried but when i fuck off it is hard to reach the vag hole.

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Originally posted by Banora I'm so glad my parents never gave a shit/were never around.

And now we begin to understand Banora's frustration with sex/relationships...

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Originally posted by Brian Scott And now we begin to understand Banora's frustration with sex/relationships...

I'm glad they weren't around, trust me.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.