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oh, guess what, i found this little list in one of my old-ass journal entries:
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Things that piss me off:
People who don't use their blinkers. FFS, you wankers! They were invented for a reason!
People who constantly talk about some other person that I don't know and use him/her as an example. Say what? And what does that do for me? I don't intend to be rude or ignorant, but WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE?
People who don't return things they said they were absolutely going to give back. You lower yourself in my eyes. Make me lose my trust in you.
People who don't understand that "Doing physics homework; don't bother me now; interrupt me = you die" means EXACTLY what it says. FFS, are you only thinking about yourselves? I've got things to do too
People who constantly ask questions on AIM AND when you hesitate to answer within 3 seconds, because you've got other things going on in your life besides them, flood you with a bunch of question marks. Quickly, add more question marks!!! I think it's working!!!
People who honk at you like crazy because you didn't start moving withing the first 2 seconds after the traffic light changed to green. Or those people driving really close behind you and trying to pass you on your right and your left on a single lane road because you're going at the slow slow speed of speed limit. Jeez, what's the hurry? Hold on there, buddy. The only thing you're really rushing to is your own funeral. Werd.
People who can't see beyond appearances and just value things for what they carry in them. How ignorant and shallow can you be? (my apologies to anyone who's naturally that way, although I do believe it's one of them "maturity" things that you acquire with age)
People who bug me constantly. Hey, sometimes I wanna be left alone, you know.
When you ask someone a legitimate and serious question, and instead of replying with a serious answer, that person says something like "wtf is that? are you gay/dumb/etc?" Hey. I asked for your opinion about the subject, not for your opinion about my sexual preference or the level of my intelligence. And, relating to that, people, who ask your opinion about something and then reply with a "wtf? that's dumb" or "no way, you're wrong. I don't believe you". OK... And why did you ask me in the first place? To have a reason for shitting on me?
And last, but not least...
People who criticize things too much and too often. Ah, that movie sucks because that guy had bad lines (like people who diss Resident Evil for being a "bad attempt to recreate an old zombie flick" - wtf? It's based on a game. It's not supposed to be an oscar-grabbing Titanic-like piece of bleh. It's supposed to be bad). Fire the director and the whole cast too. Right. Have you ever done anything perfect (or simply anything useful) in your life? Go criticize your ass first. At least show some respect for the efforts (unless there really is no effort and / or the deed is done solemnly for material purposes, sorta like NSYNC's music). Ah, damn, that didn't come out too well.
People who try to force their opinion onto me. Or people who strongly force me to do something. No thanks. I choose not to participate. No. NO! Hey, by persuading me even more you are really turning me against yourself, thus assuring I will never-ever do what you're asking me to do, just cuz I have too much pride.
People who are so impatient and you can just see them in the rear-view mirror going from left to right. And when they finally angrily pass you, crossing the double yellow line, you slowly overtake them while stopping at a red light. Hiya doing, Mr. / Ms. rushing-to-your-own-funeral?
Seniors/Juniors who think they're all hot shit, driving in their cars paid for by their parents... when in reality most of them don't know jack shit about driving and safety rules...
But all those "things that piss me off" have different levels of importance and it actually depends on my mood whether something will force me to say something or not.
Heh, I can be such a hypocritical bitch sometimes.
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LOL, sorry for a long post 
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