hey johnsmith, what you should do is put on some hella thick gloves, capture the bitch and rip each one of its legs off one by one. oh wait, youre a hippy... nevermind.

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Originally posted by fr0st its on the hunt now... Lol i just thought of a funny story i was camping on a island in the bahamas and i was having a nightmare with this thing crawling on my neck ...... well i wake up grab my neck and i feel someone big moving in my hand... i mean my hand cupped around this thing it practicaly filled my whole hand....being about 6'2" you can guess how big my hands are..... it fucking freaked me out......soooo i through the thing i hear it land and make a crunch sound... i turn on a light only too see a 4inch long cockroach type thing......grossed me out...but i was tired soo i went back to sleep... i later found out roaches and other bugs often come to your mouth for moister(to drink)......sooo i had a fucking giant cockroach drinking from my mouth....

I would throw up for 2 days and not eat for a week if a cockroach drunk from my mouth

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Roll up a newspaper and batter the living shit out of it - or maybe it's too late...

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Originally posted by Gravel Don't kill spiders. It brings bad luck and i have experienced that. One day i killed a spider at work and continued working. When i get of work and go to meet my gf she's fucking angry to me. I don't know why she was angry coz she didn't say anything to me that day and made rest of the day like shit to me. At night when i went to sleep i rememberd that i killed a spider today and maybe coz of that my day was like shit. The next day my gf wasn't angry at all and everything was ok. here's some info on Black Widow spiders: http://www.desertusa.com/july97/du_bwindow.html

I hate to be the first to break this to ya buddy, but there is no connection between your girlfriend being mental and you killing a spider. I am a believer in karma of sorts, but this was not karma - this was your girlfriend being, well, being a girl.

***runs out of the room before heels get thrown at head***

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AgentSmith i got a perfect idea to get rid of the spider with a clean conscience...
use the vacume cleaner and throw out the bag somewhere far away!

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now there's a good idea! almost as good as the vinyl one.

anyway, it's gone now, probably to lay a thousand babies. i made it through the night though!

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Originally posted by JohnSmith now there's a good idea! almost as good as the vinyl one. anyway, it's gone now, probably to lay a thousand babies. i made it through the night though!

You should have taken it out while you had the chance. Who knows what it's plotting now...

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i know!

what if it gets my cat while i am at work today? it wouldn't kill a person, but it could easily take out a cat i think.

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Originally posted by JohnSmith i know! what if it gets my cat while i am at work today? it wouldn't kill a person, but it could easily take out a cat i think.

Can't you lock off your basement? Would want the poor moggy to get hurt if it tries to eat it or something...

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well, i have to leave the basement door open, so the cat can go to the bathroom, she's an outdoor cat and she goes through the crawlspace to get in and out when we aren't home.

if i locked the basement door, i'd come home to cat piss and shit all over.

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What you could do is call an exterminator and have the entire house fumigated. But don't wait any longer, do it right NOW!!!

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