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Originally posted by astroboy REminds me of a joke: A guy grows up not knowing anything about sex (his father having avoided the topic throughout his childhood). Eventually he gets married to a nice young girl and on their wedding night she says... "honey, we've been holding out for so long, tonight I want to finally have sex with you"... the guy panics and doesn't know what to do, so with a hasty "alrigh darling, I'll be back to 'have sex' in a jiffy" he runs to the other room to call his dad. "Dad my wife wants to have sex and i don't know how to, help me out!" he shouts into the receiver.... "well..." his father nervously replies, "sex is a simple thing really... uuum... just take the errr thing you played with as a teenager, and eerm put it in around where your girlfriend pees... yeah that's about all there is to it.. got that?" "Sure thing Pops!" replies the relieved son... upon hanging up the receiver he grabs his baseball runs to the bathroom and throws it in the toilet.

Ouch, hhuahuahuhau this version is funnier than the one I had heard before

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