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Originally posted by Orbax if I told you my worst drinking stories, I would eventually end up in prison

i know i have stories like that, but i block them from my memory so i can deny all knowledge when necessary. don't be a pansy, bring 'em out! i'll do my best to match them.

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Originally posted by whiskers lol, wtf did you have to do with the fight?

My friend was the one screaming he was the King, as hard as I was laughing I couldn't let him get his ass beat lol

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Originally posted by MrSquirrel Sexy M.F. is the best Prince song ever. Or should I say: Guard your folks and get your daughter (Sexy mother****** shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass) The sexy mother******'s so fine I could drink her bathwater A long, leggy 5'8" (Sexy mother****** shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass) MrS

which happens to remind me of michael jackson!
"you've been hit by a smooth criminal"
amazing, love it. but when you get right down to it, as stated before, i'm all about 80s metal and hair bands. bon jovi is STILL hotter than all get out and i want to jump him.

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Originally posted by daffodil i know i have stories like that, but i block them from my memory so i can deny all knowledge when necessary. don't be a pansy, bring 'em out! i'll do my best to match them.

they involve underage girls, throwing up, me on top of underage girls, and sometimes all 3 lol...plus more. Ask me tomorrow. right now i dont feel like tuping a lot.

Another one:

In our dorm room, we "pennied" a guy in his room (Stack pennies underneath the door and you can't open it) when we were drinking and it got to the point where he had to piss so bad he decided to jump out the window (2nd floor, still to this day I ask him why he didn't just piss out the window). So he lands on his feet and fractures one ankle, breaks the other. So he's laying there screaming, by the time we get down there he's laying there with his dong out peeing sideways.

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Originally posted by Orbax they involve underage girls, throwing up, me on top of underage girls, and sometimes all 3 lol...plus more. Ask me tomorrow. right now i dont feel like tuping a lot.

tomorrow i will not even know my name

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Originally posted by daffodil tomorrow i will not even know my name

thats cool. I wont remember that I posted anything. itll be like treasure hunts tomorrow

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Originally posted by Orbax thats cool. I wont remember that I posted anything. itll be like treasure hunts tomorrow

i love that! it's like going through your cell phone call record and trying to figure out what happened. or playing, "where did i get that cut/bruise?" or you go through your pockets and try to determine how you lost your keys/ID/money but somehow acquired a phone number, a couple bottlecaps, a rock and god knows what else. but i think the best is when i get IMs from people telling me, "you were really funny last night."

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Originally posted by daffodil which happens to remind me of michael jackson! "you've been hit by a smooth criminal" amazing, love it. but when you get right down to it, as stated before, i'm all about 80s metal and hair bands. bon jovi is STILL hotter than all get out and i want to jump him.

You love HAIR BANDS too?

Maybe I wasn't kidding earlier

(Ozzy)
Heaven, is in the palm of my hand, and it's waiting here for you
What am I supposed to do with a childhood tragedy

(Lita and Ozzy alternating)
If I close my eyes forever
Will it all remain unchanged
If I close my eyes forever
Will it all remain the same


MrS

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Originally posted by daffodil i love that! it's like going through your cell phone call record and trying to figure out what happened. or playing, "where did i get that cut/bruise?" or you go through your pockets and try to determine how you lost your keys/ID/money but somehow acquired a phone number, a couple bottlecaps, a rock and god knows what else. but i think the best is when i get IMs from people telling me, "you were really funny last night."

to this day i dont know where my cowboy hat, pipe tamper, shirt, jacket, beanie, 1 pair of keys, a lighter (expenseive), some other shi ttha t I KNOW is lost but cant remembe rwhat it is, and other shit are gone.

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Originally posted by MrSquirrel You love HAIR BANDS too? Maybe I wasn't kidding earlier (Ozzy) Heaven, is in the palm of my hand, and it's waiting here for you What am I supposed to do with a childhood tragedy (Lita and Ozzy alternating) If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain unchanged If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain the same MrS

how 'bout the quintessential hair band song...

lookin' like a champ like a video vamp
demolition woman can i be your man (your man)
razz a little dazz a little flash a little light
blah blah blah blah blah (haven't listened to the song in a bit)

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME in the name of love POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME