one night in miami when my friends and i were leaving the old space after seeing picotto.. we were staying in a hotel about a half a block from the club and a bum followed us the whole way rapping some tune... it sounded groovy and then all of a sudden he was like "GIMME SOME MONEY" it was random
in gainesville there is a bum that runs around the city with his arm in the air for jesus.. if you ever see him running and its not up, if you honk at him he will put it back in the air and keep running...
Nov-03-2003 20:16
jp
Retired tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Holland
quote:
Originally posted by tranceDJ
The homeless dogs need help too...
Awww... he's so cute!
Nov-03-2003 20:19
Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location:
Does anyone ever have the urge to satiate your bloodlust with a homeless person? Cuz the odds of being caught are basically nothing. Plus you are kind of doing society a favor, right? Especially if you used a cup of hot coffee with poison or something. Theyd never be able to trace it. and the murder weapon would be inside the bum! Its almost too easy...Id be scared if I were homeless.
Nov-03-2003 20:35
jp
Retired tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Holland
quote:
Originally posted by FunkySimon
It's a guy in a dog custume..
Damn these bums!
Nov-03-2003 20:37
bassaholix
TrancEateer
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia
quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
Does anyone ever have the urge to satiate your bloodlust with a homeless person? Cuz the odds of being caught are basically nothing. Plus you are kind of doing society a favor, right? Especially if you used a cup of hot coffee with poison or something. Theyd never be able to trace it. and the murder weapon would be inside the bum! Its almost too easy...Id be scared if I were homeless.
Sunshine!!! WTF is on your mind? next bad shit that happens around ur area i think we know who to blame.. lol
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Cause back before '99, U didn' give a damn about PvD, but now that he's pressin' platinum LP's, all of a sudden ur' into
his killer beat's! Ain't nothin' U can do to make it stop cause trance makes the world go round, so cut the act...
Not homeless, but a rather funny confrontation with a beggar. This happened while walking in town at camp when I was with a friend:
Beggar: You got any spare change?
Me: Sorry I don't.
Friend: Actually I might, let me check. (checks pockets, pulls out $.75). I guess I do, here you go.
Beggar: Thank you so much! (HUGS friend). Now listen, if you ever need to borrow some money, I'll lend you some.
Nov-03-2003 21:21
MERTON
Suspended User
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: wilmer, texas
those people stink so much.. and they masturbate and poop in the downtown dallas library and against the nieman marcus parking lot building.. and also in front of city hall.. nasty freaks!!!
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Nov-03-2003 21:22
Trancender
I leave em...you love em.
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Montreal
I was walking downtown montreal with my friend and I happened to say "OH GOD" out loud...there was this bum leaning on a fire hydrant, he heard me and said, "HEY MAN DON"T USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!...now give me a dollar" I just laughed and left. fuckin bums
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He was fucking with shady women and couldn't drop the habit...
Nov-04-2003 00:39
MERTON
Suspended User
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: wilmer, texas
quote:
Originally posted by FunkySimon
How do you know all this? Do you follow them while they do it?
hmm you're acting a little bit suspicious
i went to that library a few times and i walked to get there. on ther way there i would pass the nieman marcus parking building.
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Nov-04-2003 01:02
eye_03
lolz!!!11
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Vancouver
a hobo showed my friends and i his colostomy bag. he was like "i have cancer, and i have a year to live. my shits in here kids" *lifts up his shirt to show a disgusting bag"
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Nov-04-2003 01:14
ASOT100
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2003
Location:
i saw one guy with a sign that said "Please help, my wife is held hostage, I need money for ransom" LOL
Damn these bums!
