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| quote: | Originally posted by kewlness
The whole story in 1 post.. whew
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A slight breeze had picked up, as Aplz meandered along the sparsly populated streets of Barrow. He giggled quietly to himself as the wind brushed past his pink nostrils. A thought drifted through his mind of the time when his best friend got his head stuck in the toilet. It all happened while he was screwing sheep left and right of the M4, the road that runs through conveniently remote and sheep populated parts for Wales. His best mate had been driving his truck face down ass up for almost an hour when when they had decided to stop at the next service station. They parked the car and proceeded to exit the vehicle, taking care not to accidentally lodge his rather large ass in the trucks door. His partner Gill Bates (Editors Note: not his real name) had, a while earlier, complained of stomach pains, and asked to pull over that the next convenient stop. To which Aplz best mate, Blony Tare had answered take two of these blue pills, and we will see how deep the rabbit hole goes. SO he took the pills and a huge Gopher popped out of the ground right in front of him. Aplz shrieked and frantically snorted his last lines of meth as the Gopher started masturbating in front of him, at which point he shrieked as the come rushes and killed himself due to a heartattack. In a distant galaxy, far far away there was a giant green sponge who wanted a poney for christmas. Of course he if could spell pony right he might have got one, instead he got a poney which turned out to be a sentence that didnt make sense even though it was attacking a sentence that didnt make sense, which led to a book about wobbling breasts clad in a nice latex top that went to a circus and joined the freak show, but it turned out the circus was a terrorist organization planning to take over Kolotepec, but the people of the little village decided to have a huge orgy to which a horrible case of herpes spread throughout the village causing the United State of America to bomb it. Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl who refused to wear clothes, and smoked crack with her favorite sheep yolanda at dusk to masturbate to assorted fruit baskets while drinking mountain dew, during which she realized yolanda is her soulmate and they had passionate sex, then he asked kindly, if he can gulp his cum and then Michael Jackson arrived only to find no babies to dangle from balconies. This disappointed him so much that he started to beat it while moonwalking to which he was laughed at by a plethora of drunken midgets from the circus that happened to be running by but not particularly taking a liking to the clownish wee folks with their demeaning diatribes, he commenced to stomping their assholes into mudholes when suddenly elvis appeared and knocked out 2 of the biggest phat lines you'd ever see and the jolly green giant showed up and shit on michael jackson and then he laughed all the children ran before the child fornicator and I picked up a large fallen limb to slay the infidel when netw3rkd ended it we start again. There once lived a 5 headed dragon who really knew how to headbang, but one day he went to far and Then Disneys Bambi trotted onlong with with a scientist called HANS ANALSHEIZER stuck to his pert bottom. Bambi bit off Jackos cock then spat it out at his brand spanking new wood chopper, made by John Deere with more than 150hp this chopper is made to provide pleasure to those who can only maintain an erection near a diesel powered wood chopping machine, which is used by the likes of Tim Allen, who somehow fathered the five headed dragon, although the mother
started giving PVD a blowjob while Tim Allen was watching and grunting dissapointingly |
since he is a tiesto fan, so he started listening to sparkles and
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