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Philby
Statement: Die, meatbag!

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Melbourne, Australia

quote:
Originally posted by Chuck Norris
Mr. Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God! He *is* coming onto me!
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle]
Mr. Burns: [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
[aloud]
Homer: Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

"alright homer, you can have your dental plan, but in return you must retire as union president!!"
"woohoo!!! whoooopwhoooopwhooopwhoooopwhoooopwhooop!
*running around on the floor in that silly dance*

"macbain! that cannon of yours is against regulations!"
"but zir! how can i avenge my partner with dis pea shoota of a gun???"
"i dont wanna hear it!! in this preceint we do things by the book!"
*BLAM! mcbain shoots book*
"WHAT BOOK??!!?"
hahahahha i love mcbain

"oh mcbain! that was wonderful! you totally destroyed that meeting!"
"yah! und i waz thinking of holding another meeting: IN BED!!!"

aaaahahahaha

"on closer inspection these appear to be loafers" 4 hours after someone tells him his shoelaces are untied

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webmeister
beats that go thump

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Sydney Australia

Barney: My name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?

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Philby
Statement: Die, meatbag!

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Melbourne, Australia

quote:
Originally posted by webmeister
Barney: My name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?

hahaha lol

"to start computer press any key. wheres the any key????"

thats all i can remember atm, and only because it was on 30 mins ago hehe
haha what a thread

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Dec-22-2003 08:00 Australia

Hyperdimension
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Bangkok, Thailand

quote:
Originally posted by Hyperdimension
One of the greatest episodes is when Ned Flanders goes insane. His and only his house is smashed to the ground after a storm. The Springfield community rebuilds a new house for him, which he is grateful for, but upon inspection he soon realises the workmanship is not up to an acceptable standard. Once they've finished showing him around the new house, it falls down. At this stage he's had enough and starts making som hilarious insults to a few of the people.

Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.

Ned drives himself to a psychiatric institution. Homer visits and is asked to say a few things so that the psychiatrists can examine Ned's reaction. This is just brilliant :

Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.
Ned: Well howdy, Homer! Ooh, thanks for dropping by!
Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
Ned: Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. Ooh! Thanks for dropping by!
Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh?

They showed this one at 8:00pm today! There are so many other funny things in this one, e.g:

We get to see how Flanders' funky beatnik parents who don't believe in discipline ask the psychiatrist to somehow treat their naughty child Ned. They are a laugh!

We also get to see how the long-term experimental therapy fixed Ned up but affected his speech - it made him add gibberish ("diddly iddly") to his spoken sentences.

One of the insults that Ned made when he lost his cool was to Moe:

Ned: You are an ugly, hate-filled man.
Moe: Hey I may be ugly and hate-filled but... what was the last thing you said?

That part when Homer reads out those statements of increasing levels of antagonism to Ned is still superb.