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Originally posted by Prodigy Child one other thing you can do is, cut the sides of his mouth, cut them in like 1cm or so, then kick the **** in the nuts, and when he screams he will tare his jaw, its called a Chelsea Smiley, and it works.

wtf is wrong with you.


why doesn't he just give him a columbian neck tie.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 wtf is wrong with you. why doesn't he just give him a columbian neck tie.

Well the guy said that one time, the player and his friends kicked the shit out of one of his brothers friends, they went to town on his face, somebody who does that I have no problem in fucking them up, what do you think should happen to the guy, just a slap on the wrist, the guys an ass, he should be treated like one, I say fuck him up, if it was just some slight bullying now and then, I'd say go for the whole egg thing, but these guys wanna get violent and gang up, those pussys need the shit beaten out of them, so they will be to scared to mess with ANYONE again.

It sounds like these football jocks would have made many more enemies along the way.

What you need to do is gather a big fuck-off group (excuse my french) of people that hate the jocks, say maybe 50, and then kick the shit out of all of them. Get all the karate kids, boxers, wrestlers etc. that you can find. Hell, some people are just happy to fight, no matter who it is.

I imagine it as being similar to the Simpsons episode where Bart gets Nelson, except without all the water balloons, and more violence.........

"Herman: The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. Now you know it."

Herman: You got the water balloons?
Bart: Two hundred rounds, sir. Is it okay if they say 'Happy Birthday' on the side?
Herman: I'd rather they say 'death from above' but I guess we're stuck!

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Originally posted by Prodigy Child Well the guy said that one time, the player and his friends kicked the shit out of one of his brothers friends, they went to town on his face, somebody who does that I have no problem in fucking them up, what do you think should happen to the guy, just a slap on the wrist, the guys an ass, he should be treated like one, I say fuck him up, if it was just some slight bullying now and then, I'd say go for the whole egg thing, but these guys wanna get violent and gang up, those pussys need the shit beaten out of them, so they will be to scared to mess with ANYONE again.

first, how in gods name is he gonna cut 1 cm of the sides of this kids mouth....

srry that just seemed to freakin ridiculous, even to be an absurdly funny comment.

Eyes
Throat
Knees

Remember, with fighting, the best cheater always wins.

Just don't panic, if you panic, you will become incredibly vunerable. I know, easy to say, hard to do, but it's true.

Don't attempt at straight up fistfight, that won't work if he is bigger than you and you aren't a ninja kid, especially punching to the face, if you do manage to clock him and he has a really strong jawbone, your hand will be fuxored.

Ripping/tearing body parts is _really_ effective. *cough ear cough*

Added bonus: being friends with a Hell's Angel. People like that give a whole new meaning to backup and intimidation. But I guess that is kind of taking it to a whole new level.

Anyways, good luck with your situation

Caleb

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Originally posted by Floorfiller you're expecting some cool crime story huh?

no the story you gave was what i was hoping for.....jackass style tazer testing!!!

mind you the crime spree could have been funny.