Here's some funny ones I dug up:

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someguy wrote on Feb-15-2003 19:55: Sorry about the intra-species sex. It's all my fault.

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someguy wrote on May-12-2003 22:24: why you gotta be such a fucking prick?

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someguy wrote on Nov-06-2002 20:41: SLUT!!

hehe
good ol days

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Originally posted by nchs09 if u can type, ur clearly not drunk enough....... they just just call drunk threads, a little happy thread... drunk is being on the couch or bathroom stall

im trying to be les sof an alcoholic. If I can convince my liver im drunk right now, maybe my brain will use less seratonin.

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Originally posted by Orbax im trying to be les sof an alcoholic. If I can convince my liver im drunk right now, maybe my brain will use less seratonin.

being nice to ur liver is as cool as happy hardcore... or DJ TRON

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

trust me...my liver is hard. and by hard I mean a-blind-lesbians-nipples-in-a-fish-market-hard.




Stolen from Maddox. the genius.

lol @ beema's PMs, specially the slut one

i want some wierd stuff like that
n most of all i wish ppl hated me here u lucky bastard


btw ... tranc3 is that u the cute sexy gal in your avatar ??
pls be honest ... tks

You know what's lame? People who send you PMs and have you on ignore! Real mature there...

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my pm box is the best!

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Originally posted by whiskers my pm box is the best!

and ??..........

what r u waiting for

proofs or stfu

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Originally posted by Boomer187 this is the reason I had to change my hooters hat chick (HHC) sig. not only was I getting, OMG IS TAHT J00 IN j00RE SIG, but I also got, "OMG Happy hardcore PWNS!!!1" well I exagerate a lot, but there was a lotta confusion so I changed it to this.... other than that whiskers pms me all teh time asking for dates....bleh.

But you like purple hippos lol. Only joking

Some of you people need your head checked lol..........lol Qaulity thread

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Originally posted by BeeEee and ??.......... what r u waiting for proofs or stfu

i have TTA pm me and talk about his life... i love it!


also stuff like "how do i change the status above my avatar" and "where can i download this"

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Originally posted by Tranc3 Hmm...maybe I should change my avatar to a hot girl so I can see what kind of PM's I'd get.

youre cute.

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Originally posted by Orbax youre cute.

Yeah actually I've gotten 4 people asking about *me* already, lol