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Turkish: [W]ho the fu** are we going to replace him with?
Tommy: What about John the Gun or Mad Fist Willy?
Turkish: You're not exactly Mr. Current Affairs, are you Tommy? Mad Fist went mad, and the Gun, shot himself
LOL
Cousin Abraham 'Avi' Denovitz: Shut up and sit down you big bald fu**! I don't like leaving my own country, Doug. And, I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats.
Doug 'The Head' Denovitz: We've got sandy beaches.
Cousin Abraham 'Avi' Denovitz: So, who the fu** wants to see 'em?!
BEST LINE FROM SNATCH!!!
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ****** balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey ****** balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off.
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