About the trojan thing diabolic mentioned before:

I ALWAYS buy durex because they fit the best, shape wise. One time I bought a pack of trojans and they seemed to be more circular rather than oval kinda, so it felt really uncomfortable on the sides. I don't buy the XL's or anything, just the Sensi-thin's in the green box. Either way, he's not saying his wang is too big for the condoms. It's all about the fit

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