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| quote: | Originally posted by nialsjd
i used to work at a Family Fun Center. I was getting paid to secure seat belts on the go karts. Pretty easy. Nice when there is a good looking girl who needs the belt adjusted, thus i'd have to "graze" my hands around to make it fit properly.
well, that was one half of my duty. The other was fighting violent customers who were mad that they got kicked out.
Lets see, i had to restrain a woman who wanted to ride by herself in a two-passenger kart. My friend had told the woman no, she got offended, took a swing at my friend, and i had to restrain her, as she also through punches at me. had to hold her down for a while since the security guard was ordering pizza inside the building.
We had to kick off a guy from the army for being absolutely stupid on the ride. we compared his driving to a 12 yaer old. He called me a kid, and kept saying he'd served in the army for a year, so i told him to about face and go home. Pushed me, started to walk away. Then i called for security and he said "I don't need anyone to walk me out kid." so i said "look at my eyes sir", and i rolled my eyes. Came running back, he tried to tackle me, but i turned to the side and he actually fell down landing on his face.
A parent and his child were hit pretty hard from another customer in the go kart. I asked the guy to give me his wrist band so i could rip it (thus ending his day on the go karts). He ripped it off himself and spit in my face. My friend saw this, ran down and punched him out cold.
and of course, the famous Nianlsdj incident with gang members. I'd kicked off a guy for intentionally trying to damage the kart. one of my co-workers decided to let him back on during my break. He ended up doing a 180 on the track, going backwards on the track onto incoming gokarts. I ran to the track to push the emergency button to cut power to the karts. He was high, came up to me, punched me and it was on. We went at it for a good 15-20 seconds, and thats when his gang friends arrived. The first guy i had actually knocked out. Looking back, i'm amazed that i did, because i'd hit him in the forhead, which i believe is the thickest/hardest bone in the body. The next guy tackled me, rolled over, and i had his back and i was just so fucking pissed that i just started elbowing him in the head. Thats when the original kart moron came and hit me in the back of the head, and the rest is what i've been told, as i'd been knocked out (after the second punch to the back of my head). the security guard arrived, the gang members tried to gang up on him, he took out his baton, started whippin ass. more gaurds came. They calmed down and started to walk out, then they grabbed the miniature golf clubs and started swinging. By this time, i'd woken up and ran all the way to where they were (they were facing away from me) and i jumped and kicked the kart moron right in his back and proceeded to punch the fuck out of him. we all got up, they all gathered and started running into the parking lot. 2 gaurds followed them, and the guys tried to run over the gaurd. they left and boy, i had a lot to write in the incident report.
2 weeks later, i quit
now i work as a cashier at a grocery with the finest ladies in all of socal
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Crazy shit........i love hearing crazy customers storys.Im going to start working as a cashier at krogers hope i dont come across none of this assholes.
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