Aight ladies and gentlemen what do ya'll think of these...tried and test by your truly.

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us?

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Hi, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

Ok here are some i heard and used(which i regret)

1.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

2.Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

3.Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

4.Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

5.All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Use them well

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guys...guys...guys

these cheesy (i agree with lolly) pickup lines will never get you anywhere! if you do find gurls that are willing to join you home...think of what sluts they will be! maybe even carrying loads of diseases cuz they join every boi and sleep with m! eeeeeew!!!!!

what would work for me are just subtile signs of your interest. do not come up to me and blab out your memorized cheesy pickupline, but just look at me first and smile, if i don't smile back....wrong choice, if i do smile back...dance some more or whatever you were doing and then approach me and say something HONEST..start with ur name maybe (although i have to repeat my name 6 times before anyone understands it )...just tell me something that looks like you just made it up...gimme a compliment but not too general ("you are so damn beautiful i am going to faint"), but about anything in specific (eyes, perfume hehe, clothing something like that)...

you know, in the club where i go to @ thursdays i have been approached several times by guys, because i was sitting alone at the bar and my b/f was either dj-ing or going to the toilet, so these guys (1 at a time ofcurse haha ) wuld come up to me and say: "it's impossible for such a beautiful girl to be sitting here all alone!" and then they would try to sit next to me.......OMFG! what a cheesy line!!!!! makes me wanna puke!!!! so i say loud and clear (preferably during a break in the music haha): "look my bf is out for a sec..do you mind???" and then i give m my famous 'n' notorious bitch look mhuhuhahahahaaaaaa hehe

point of this post: just be cool, be honest, be original and don't expect too much out of it: we do notice that you see

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wow!!!

this is like a text book...i must study it in every word LOL !!!

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hehe..wat a cheesy thread

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If the girl is interested she will not mind anything you say. For me I will give the bitch attitude if I get a bad vibe from the guy but if the guy seems nice i basically will go along with the cheesiness for a little while. Still its how you present yourself that counts. and for god sakes don't spill anything on me because i will hate you forever!!

As long as the pick-up line is used to make me laugh and is not taken too seriously buy the guy, then I see no problem with them. There are some funny ones out there and a sense of humor is an important quality. I've had friends use "hey! did you just grab my ass?" to meet girls and yes, it has worked. I think it's hilarious.
I've found that "hey, what's your name?" and "haa you doin?" work quite well, too, though.

well... this one is supposed to work....

"excuse me... im not trying to hit on you.. but i had to tell you that you're absolutely stunning..." (or some variation of this)


and you walk away


or at least make like that, haha

its actually not that cheesy i don think, but its totally in a *dream world* of mine because try as i might, ive never been able to get up the nerve to say that to a complete stranger...
or even just this girl (one in particular) in one of my classes... damnit..

memory + desire = frustration
my pastor said that this sunday

so true though.

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what trainspotters are.

Sink some alcohol and no problems.... couple of shots will do the trick.... works 4 me...

I HATE wasting my time hitting on a girl only to find out she's got a boyfriend with her.
Do you always feel awkward asking? Here are some good ways to find out.

Does your boyfriend know where you are?

OR

First, go in with the icebreaker "Hi, I'm (name). What's yours?" (She answers then quickly "What's your boyfriend's name?"
if she answers, say "thats nice" keep talking. This way you don't look like and asshole. If she say's "I don't have a boyfriend" then quickly reply with something like "Oh, I find that hard to believe."

Any other good way to find out if a she has a boyfriend??

Women, help me out.

Some girls may not tell you that they have a boyfriend right away. Especially if they are just dating a lot of people so you never know who you are competing with.

quote:

Originally posted by StereoPrincess If the girl is interested she will not mind anything you say. For me I will give the bitch attitude if I get a bad vibe from the guy but if the guy seems nice i basically will go along with the cheesiness for a little while. Still its how you present yourself that counts. and for god sakes don't spill anything on me because i will hate you forever!!

*Spill* ..Uh..oh

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