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Originally posted by FunkySimon "bonjour ! comment allez-vous ? Je pense que vous êtes très beau et peut-être vous voulez avoir mes enfants ?"

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper bang her in da pooper.

This thread was already fun to read but that remark made me fall over laughing

Really wanna know how this story ends (hopefully with Sand Leaper being right) ... go with FunkySimons advice I'd say!

I'm going to have to say you are some of the most gullible people I have ever seen.

Seems like he is not back yet


THINGS Went well i hope

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Originally posted by davinox

holy shit its my photo teacher w/ straight hair!

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http://www.youtube.com/mezzir

DON'T SEND TEH LETTAR

I'd hit it.

just go up to her one day after class and say 'hi' and take it from there.

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listen to everyone, then disregard it.

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Originally posted by davinox HOLY SHIT HERES A PICTURE WITH ARTIFICIAL CHEESE ON HER CHIN jeeze i want to lick it off so bad...its just that i have no confidence... i think i'm going to send her a note asking her if she wants to hang out. as soon as school starts (senior year baby!). i hope it goes well.

do you wear glasses? if you do i think it's time for a new prescription

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"I always bring my gun to chess just incase the game gets out of had"

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Originally posted by Ian^ and If I try really hard, I can fart the melody to PPK - Resurrection

HOLY SHIT, i'm back.

what a great day! officially, the best day of my life!

i knocked on her door and delivered the note promptly. she was perplexed at first then she read it and thought it was cute. she then...get this... led me to her roomz0r.

LOLOLOLOL AWEsOME

so i told her i was a n00b at sex and kissing and stuff and she said not to worry, and the rest is history! w000t

we started kissing and the player in me was like, "hold on sweetcheeks, let me set up your webcam...

Guys, if you have girl problems...

SEND TEH LETTER!



im watching the pr0n as we speak.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

"If it seems too good to be true, it probably is"

Maybe i'm just too cynical... still, if it actually happened then

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you certainly don't hang about

this has to be a joke..LOL

im cracking up!


NICE ONE! congrats

Congrats. Now you got that done and out of the way - Im pushing 21 and now Im a bigger newb than you.

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/SARCASM.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by goonerjack you certainly don't hang about

yeah the camera started to mess up...fuckin POS.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.