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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy dental dams who the hell uses those things? Out of curiousity I would like to see the sales charts for those things in comparisson to something like condoms. I hate condoms. Not saying that they dont protect you but.....ahhh You get the point!

yeah...stupid condoms. its a love hate relationship. they need to work on finding a cure for all STDs that way we can all have sex with each other any time we're in the mood hehehe...what a civil service that would be

I dunno, its feels so un-natural to me, like the rubbery texture vs. raw hot flesh

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy Yea sure! Or there are like flavored lubricants too, You could also put some on urself

Yeah, and ... uhh ... suck on my own penis?

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy I dunno, its feels so un-natural to me, like the rubbery texture vs. raw hot flesh

i've had girlfriends that like the unlubricated condoms too...i guess it just rubbed the right way i dunno. but i think everyone is for the o naturale

No silly, if you could do that why would you need her.

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy No silly, if you could do that why would you need her.

because he isn't long enough to wrap it around to his butt

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Originally posted by Floorfiller because he isn't long enough to wrap it around to his butt

Suspend user.

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Besides, no matter what physical abilities I had I would always take sex first.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i've had girlfriends that like the unlubricated condoms too...i guess it just rubbed the right way i dunno. but i think everyone is for the o naturale

Lubed condoms are for the unexperienced, guys who know what they r doing create theyre own lubricant factory right down there

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy Lubed condoms are for the unexperienced, guys who know what they r doing create theyre own lubricant factory right down there

no that's what we'd do...but i hate putting non-lub condoms on...its like rolling your dick in crinkled newspaper...

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Originally posted by UWM Suspend user. *click* Besides, no matter what physical abilities I had I would always take sex first.

always the empty threats....OWN UP BITCH!

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Originally posted by Floorfiller always the empty threats....OWN UP BITCH!

If you really want me to I will, but I can't un-suspend you so who knows how long you'll be gone.



I hate putting on condoms in general. Just make sure the girl is clean and on b.c before you sleep with her.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone