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Originally posted by Boomer187 So like practically every night I work at one point I get this raging boner for like 10 minutes.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 So like practically every night I work at one point I get this raging boner for like 10 minutes. and Im all like, dude go away, and he's all like, hell no, and Im all like WTF do you want, and he's all like, I don't care. So I am left there, with this raging boner. Its all good to have one when your at home n stuff, but like when your working with people, that thing is 'hard' to hide. So WTF do you guys do when you get one? .....and road boners count too. I used to get those when I worked early mornings on the ride to a job site.

The key is indeed communication.. keep talking to your thingie and hopefully you'll work something out..

but on a more "serious" note, I work in an office, so I try to put aside OR use the aformentionned technique of tucking behind the belt and wait till it passes... wearing tight underwears can help but then you have to be willing to sacrifice comfort for convenience, wich can become annoying since we're talking about underwears...

It's a bit ironic to think that as you age the situation will be reversed and you'll miss those good ol random boners

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I proudly display it by walking around and thrusting my hips.

....OMFG LMAO....boomer, your the man at making classic threads.

This thread definately wins thread of the year award.

Once I was stopped at a pedestrian crossing in Byron Bay and this guy was walking accross the road, and he was wearing a sarong (like a think sheet, dress thing for the untravelled), and he had an almighty boner, which when wearing a thin piece of material with no underpants, is quite obvious.

Not sure why I shared that, but it was quite funny at the time for my car load of people.

And also, boners in the morning are generally caused by a build-up of urine during the night pressing on certain parts of the male anatomy.

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RAGING boner? well. call someone (male, preferably, for obvious reasons) on the phone. seems to help.

think of your grandma (he shot down the old people doing it one, let's see what's up his sleeve now)

download a video of some guy getting kicked real hard in the nuts. watch it. that should do the trick.

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How old are you? Happened to me a lot when i was around 17/18 but now it doesn't happen anymore (phew!). But yeah, you should be proud, stand tall and thrust those hips forward!

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Originally posted by xGirlx Wanna play this game, eh? Don't make me talk my dirty talk to make all you men (*ahem*), I mean boys, get boners at work and half of you not know whether to tuck or wank it.

Don't know what to do with it? I just let him do his thing. He feel like stretching out at work? Let em. He doesn't? Makes it easier to walk down corridors. It's not like people don't KNOW that guys have a penis between thier legs. Unless their amish orsomething, maybe.

"My god! that man has a snake in his trousers, father!!"

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my worst experience is when i was going commando and working in a retail store...and there was this hot girl working there that i know wanted to do me(and I, her)....the sexual tension had me hard for a good part of my 4 hour shift....i tried to stand with one leg forward so it looked like it was a fold in my pants....and of course the tuck thing too...but when it goes away and comes back again, you gotta put it back up there, and with your shirt tucked in, it doesn't look that convincing anyway...

the worst part is that i was getting wet spots on my pants

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Originally posted by MarathonMan How old are you? Happened to me a lot when i was around 17/18 but now it doesn't happen anymore (phew!). But yeah, you should be proud, stand tall and thrust those hips forward!

ehhehe, 23.


The same thing happened when i was 18/19/20 when I woudl work early. I woudl be riding to work early in the morning...and bam.....my dude is a raging. it didn't really matter if I knocked one down the night before.....that morning twice or whatever.


I am just thinking it is dehydration, I never drink water. So what I am gonna do is get loaded on water (and beer :wtf this weekend and get totally hydrated and see if he is still raging.




BTW, those are some hilarious stories...MORE...

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Originally posted by DJ Lucas the worst part is that i was getting wet spots on my pants

so like, you were finishing. wild.