they dont

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yea that is annoying if a girl cries a lot. i'm not scared to cry, but i'm the type of girl who is extremely laid back and forgiving, so it really takes a lot to get me to that point of pure anger or sadness to the point where i lose my temper or cry. so if i'm crying or throwing a lamp at your head, then chances are, you REALLY tried hard at being a dick to me and succeeded.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Theresa Listen boys, we fart, we poo, we smell from time to time, we even sweat and puke!

ahahaa

puking is hilarious. At parties whenever someone has had "too much" to drink and is outside ralphing, i laugh so hard.



Going apartment party hopping around campus, we'll run into some a handful of girls and one time there was this girl on the curb helping her friend who was snarfing into the street. I was drunk and couldn't stop laughing. She looked up with these mean eyes and called me an asshole and don't I have feelings and why do I have to laugh at people puking.... and then before she could finish she started hurling again!



haha

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Originally posted by Mebot ahahaa puking is hilarious. At parties whenever someone has had "too much" to drink and is outside ralphing, i laugh so hard. Going apartment party hopping around campus, we'll run into some a handful of girls and one time there was this girl on the curb helping her friend who was snarfing into the street. I was drunk and couldn't stop laughing. She looked up with these mean eyes and called me an asshole and don't I have feelings and why do I have to laugh at people puking.... and then before she could finish she started hurling again! haha

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Originally posted by Slylee i think it's a turn on..shows he has blood running through his veins...

Jamie can i borrow your panties i need a hanky cause i'm goin to

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GIGANTIC CUNT

Appropriate to mention: http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell

(and ppl, don't get bitchy about the link, just relish your sense of humor or stfu.)

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Originally posted by Theresa YES THEY DO!!! *leans over and lets a nice juicy fart release from her anal cavity, and then waits for the waft of reek!*

And you called my post disgusting......

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Originally posted by BTG (insert)fucking dumb shit that does nothing but waste swampers bandwidth because if i don't post whore, then i won't be popular on this vBulletin of 64 kilobytes of ASCII forum)

i think u live with ur parents

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Originally posted by brian Appropriate to mention: http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell (and ppl, don't get bitchy about the link, just relish your sense of humor or stfu.)

thanks for the laugh this morning... that was hilarious!

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

women do silent farts and use their charm to blame it on the closest man

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