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Originally posted by Yan This bitch's tons hotter.

ROFLMAO!

OT: Reminds me of working drive-thru at Taco-Bell one night... there was this great, big, fat lady that managed to stuff herself in her car to come through our fine dining establishment lane. We needed to get change for the register, so I made her wait a few minutes to get her food. When I finally walked up to the window and opened it, I was greeted with a very sullen, hungry face. I handed her the bag of food and said "here you go, sorry about the, uh...weight." she took offense, but could not justify, as I'd seemingly apologized for making her wait. Muhahaha

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Originally posted by DjWhooCares and then to this.......

Your face has a portable whip?

Pssh, put some make up on and I'd hit it. I can say that about a lot of girls I see. Not everyone is naturally beautiful.

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Originally posted by Yan Your face has a portable whip?

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Originally posted by Yan Your face has a portable whip?

what.. I suppose yours doesnt???

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Originally posted by N|te-L|fe what.. I suppose yours doesnt???

As a matter of fact...

::Goes to check::

HA she finally fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch all the way dows.. WTF?.. what does that say?? seize the ass????? i knew she was a dirty girl ...

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that pic was taken approx a few weeks ago after i came on her face, my semen was full of bacteria so she got a few pimples

sorry guys

my bad

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Originally posted by -=M=- that pic was taken approx a few weeks ago after i came on her face, my semen was full of bacteria so she got a few pimples sorry guys my bad

Britney doesn't swallow?

You've ruined quite a few dreams of mine just there....

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Originally posted by töbias Britney doesn't swallow? You've ruined quite a few dreams of mine just there....

nah last time we tried that she gagged

3 nights ago i donkey punched her with a brick

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Originally posted by josh4 GGGAAWWDDD.... Could you PLEASE make an active effort to keep your posts under 4 sentences!!!!!

Why?

This guy is an excellent poster and if you concentration span is limited, this is barely his fault.

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Originally posted by josh4 Oooh... . I've met these posters before, its like a certain type of people with a certain writing style. They need 10 sentences to get out a single simple concept when you can do it just as well in 2, quality of the post notwithstanding.

yeah but i'm sure you hardly got an "A" in english. they write properly, who are you to complain

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