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Originally posted by Slylee

awwwwwww...there there now...i'm sorry

i'll give you a smashed in face if you don't watch it

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i'll give you a smashed in face if you don't watch it

my cats

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Ok, this is the most accurate-to-life photo I could find on the net...



Loud, stinky, ugly-as-fuck... that's our dog.

She barks at pretty much everything she doesn't understand. That means she barks at everything.

She gets spooked whenever we're out of the house. We can't just leave her outside, it's really hot and humid and she'd probably knock over our bird cages or get really dirty. So whenever we're not there to comfort her when a plane flies by, she hears thunder, or the phone rings, we always come home to a predictable mess. Garbages dumped over, her food dish tipped, the phones off the hook (she climbs up just to knock it off) and she'll usually just be locked in a bathroom or something because she's too fucking stupid to figure out that when she nudges the door just right, she cannot get out; or maybe she likes it that way, I don't know. She is always clawing to get out of the bathroom after she locks herself in - we have damage to the wood around some doors as proof of that.

I fucking hate that dog.

But she's loveable, I suppose - always there to greet you with an retardedly affectionate vapidness in her eyes whenever you step foot in the door. Isn't that why people like dogs in the first place?

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Jaeda & Sage when they were kittens!

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Originally posted by jcosgrove cats are horrible.

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Originally posted by trancebrat

they are fucking rancid - keep them away from me anyway!

Fear mein puppeh!

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Originally posted by jcosgrove cats are horrible.

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The Ecstasy (MDMA) Bible Thread 2.0

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".