Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- Looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Very true

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Originally posted by stren Apple Tree (Love) -- Quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner. Not to fond of children, and sometimes sociable. The rest is absolutelly right

my boyfriend is an apple tree...the only part that i don't know about is the children thing. i've never seen him around kids, and he doesn't exactly talk about how great they are or anything, lol. everything else is true though

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- Of cool beauty, cares for his/her looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

Of cool beauty, cares for his/her looks and condition, good taste...
Very true.

is not egoistic...
I dont think so, but other people I know think I have an ego.

makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life...
Yep, thats true.

looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers...
Definitely. Unusual lovers? I dont know. What might be unusual for some might be normal to others. What do they mean by unusual though? Looks? I think I deserve the best, so why not strive to find the best looking girl you can.

is seldom happy with its feelings...
True.

mistrusts most people...
110% true.

is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.
These kinda contradict eachother. When making decisions I always doubt the outcome, we all do, its part of human nature - we all have a subconscious. But I always look at a situation from all angles and apply it the best way possible in that given time. Once I make a decision I go with it 100% and dont look back.

Id say this is pretty good and relatively accurate.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

why in the FUCK are u throwing ur kids off of trees? jesus christ u savages. we don't pull that kind of shit in america

My mom says I fell from her vagina.

Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- Very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.


Sounds like me...

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Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- Loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

somewhat accurate.

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That crap is all bullshit. Take any basic Psychology class and you'll realize that those things are made in such a broad spectrum to appeal to anyone that reads it. It's done with flattery and touches upon sensitive areas that nearly every person can feel. You can make one up too.

*ahem*

You are strong-willed but from past experiences fear getting too close to someone. You are intelligent, but sometimes you slack and don't live up to your full potential. You give off an attitude about not caring, but in reality some things penetrate deep. You prefer to be honest and at times are impulsive. You loved to be loved but even just the small things can make you happy. You have a secret wild side that's waiting to be unleashed. Sometimes it's hard for you to take criticism, but in the end you understand that it's only for the best.

There's my bullshit horoscope. How many of you can relate to at least part of it?

There was a study done where they took the horoscope of a serial killer and handed them to students in a class, telling them all that those are THEIR horoscopes. Those people proceeded to say that the horoscope was right, and oh my god, defined them perfectly!!!! Later they were told that not only did they all recieve the SAME ONE, that chart that defined them SO well, was the horoscope of a serial killer.

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Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- No ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

not fully but mostly true i'd say... interesting.

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Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- Looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

hmmm let's see how true this is

• Decorative - wtf??


• Talented - why yes of course!


• Not self-confident - who is?


• Extremely courageous - ...


• Goodwill and pleasant surroundings - yes yes yes


• Choosy - i didn't think so


• Lonely - not really


• Great animosity - 100% true


• Artistic nature - uhm... no.


• Good organizer - hell no


• Philosophy - what?!


• Reliable - depends


• Takes partnership seriously - yes

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Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- Pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

TRUE

modest demands
honest and faithful
noble-minded
generous
good sense of humor

FALSE

tends to not forgive mistakes
cheerful
likes to lead but not obey
likes making decisions for others
practical

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I don't know what to say about pleasant shape and tasteful clothes, as there's so many ugly people that like to say they have good taste in clothes- so I won't presume to know anything about that.

It's just as anuneventrade was saying - these sorts of things utilize what's called 'the Barnum Effect' and take advantage of the concept of 'a little bit for everyone.' They are so broad most of the time, they apply to just about everyone. If you really want to know yourself better, take a personality or IQ test... a lot more accurate than this sort of thing or a horoscope (though not even IQ and personality tests are all that meaningful).

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On It's just as anuneventrade was saying - these sorts of things utilize what's called 'the Barnum Effect' and take advantage of the concept of 'a little bit for everyone.' They are so broad most of the time, they apply to just about everyone. If you really want to know yourself better, take a personality or IQ test... a lot more accurate than this sort of thing or a horoscope (though not even IQ and personality tests are all that meaningful).

Yep. I doubt they'd have much success if they wrote one that said:

Extremely shy, hateful, selfish, never stands out, horrible memory, unpopular, easily confused, consistenly poor personal hygiene, quick to betray as soon as a better opportunity arises, emotionally shallow, arrogant, always desperate for attention.