i'm not a genius, but i did stay at a holiday inn, so heres my advice:

drink heavily

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On My biological parents divorced when I was 2. I don't even remember thinking about it much as I grew up - it was just one of those things I thought was natural with people, I guess. My dad married again when I was about 7 years old. They lived quite happily for many years, and even birthed the creature known as my step-sister. When I was a Junior in High School, Kari (my step-mother) came to school and asked that I be pulled out of my AP mock exam so she could talk to me. She basically explained to me that they were getting a divorce and that I knew this even before my father did. That really fucked the rest of my day. My father had just sat down to lunch with a large group of friends when the waitress approached him with a large envelope. He opened the envelope, immediately saw the bold words at the top of the page that read 'dissolution of marriage' and promptly called Kari to leave a very confused but benine message on her cell-phone; something to the tune of "I don't quite know what happened here, I'm a bit confused right now so we need to talk." He then went home. Little did he know that she had filed for a restraining order on him and had expected him to thrash the house in anger. I told her earlier that day that I would take the chance and go home on my own instead of have her drive me somewhere - I trust my father, after all. I did not come home to an angry man - I came home to a man with sullen eyes whose only care was that my sister and I would be ok during this. I broke the news to him that he wasn't allowed in the house because of the restraining order - he didn't read the fine print. We prompty packed our bags and headed to my Uncle's household, but it was too late. Kari called the police because she had evidence that he had entered the household (violation of restrainign order) and had attempted to contact her (violation of restraining order). My dad spent 3 nights in jail because of that and was sentenced to 2 years of probation. The day she served him divorce papers was the day of their 10th anniversary and absolutely NOBODY saw it coming. Be glad both of your parents seem to have come to an agreement, kiddo. That was not a happy time for my "family" Somehow, though, you just send it all below. You swallow what life has to give and you move on, boats against the current.

ouch man, thats crazy. i feel for you. did your dad ever find out what happened and why everything got funked up, considering it was out of nowhere?

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Originally posted by D-res jesus h christ. how the hell did any of my posts make my mom sound like a whore? you are quite wrong. i simply posted in hopes someone would give some advice or something to that effect and to everyone that has said nice things, i say thanks, but honestly man, i dont need to try to respond and make you look bad. your'e handling that one just fine.

Well you're the one was trying to prove you could insult me. Get your story straight.

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i also dont think im making my parents look bad. a lot of people have gone through the same thing, so im not somehow making my parents look so much worse than anyone else out there who has gone through the same thing.

Let's see: your parents are selfish assholes. Your dad is lazy and your mom is a quitter and a whore. That's pretty bad if you ask me. But I know the standards in your family run pretty low.

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im not making myself look bad either. im not making myself look like a pussy or any of that. some people do have feelings you know. im not sitting here crying about it. i already made it clear that its not a big deal to me thats its happening, because it should have happened awhile ago. the only thing im rather upset about is 1. my dad taking this long to make an effort to help their relationship, and 2. my mom not being willing to try now that he has made the effort.

Yeah, in other words you're crying about it. You can try to beat around the bush and pretend you don't care, but you created this thread desperate for a little sympathy and then you quickly got bitter when I wouldn't give you any.

You aren't man enough to handle your own problems, so you're a pussy. You're whining about them on the internet instead of actually doing anything to solve them, so you're a crybaby. And you're definitely a dumbass, because you can't put two thoughts together without tripping over your own tongue. You're probably used to it by now, so it doesn't look so bad to you. But you're sure looking bad to everyone else.

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Originally posted by nialsjd i'm not a genius, but i did stay at a holiday inn, so heres my advice: drink heavily

great commercials. anyway, i would love to, but i have homework to do tongiht, and school tomorrow (im a senior in HS.) oh, and we dont have any alcohol in the house besides beer, and its shitty ass beer.

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Originally posted by D-res ouch man, thats crazy. i feel for you. did your dad ever find out what happened and why everything got funked up, considering it was out of nowhere?

There was no true reason as to why she did it - her excuse was that after so many years of marriage, she was just kind of sick of it. She always was a very irrational person. They had a great marriage, though - so I guess, in a way, we still don't quite know what the fuck happened. When you are just sick of it, you don't totally fuck the other person over just out of the blue - you talk to them about it. She had just kept it all inside for years, I guess - at least, that's what we derived when my cousin and I broke into her house and stole her laptop so we could all read her personal journals.

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It was COMPLETELY unwarranted, though. My dad has NEVER raised his hand in anger against ANY of us and never verbally abused, either. It was just one of those absolutely inane injustices in this world. They happen.

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Originally posted by Arbiter Let's see: your parents are selfish assholes. Your dad is lazy and your mom is a quitter and a whore. That's pretty bad if you ask me. But I know the standards in your family run pretty low.

lets see, where to start... first off, yeah, my dad is a lazy cheap ass. i'll admit it. secondly as i already said, MY MOM IS NO WHORE. YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING PRICK. ROT IN HELL ASSHAT!!!! and you dont know shit....

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Yeah, in other words you're crying about it. You can try to beat around the bush and pretend you don't care, but you created this thread desperate for a little sympathy and then you quickly got bitter when I wouldn't give you any.

i dont care if you dont give sympathy man. im not seeking or expecting any. maybe you're illiterate because you seemed to miss a lot of what i said. i was simply seeking a little advice or perhaps a simliar story.... im not crying about their sad excuse for a relationship, simply annoyed with their lack of effort to correct it.

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You aren't man enough to handle your own problems, so you're a pussy. You're whining about them on the internet instead of actually doing anything to solve them, so you're a crybaby. And you're definitely a dumbass, because you can't put two thoughts together without tripping over your own tongue. You're probably used to it by now, so it doesn't look so bad to you. But you're sure looking bad to everyone else.

what kind of childhood does one have to end up as fucked up as someone like you? like i mentioned earlier in this post, you must be illiterate, because you missed something again. in my very first post i said that my dad probably heard me and my mom talking about it. in other words, i did do something to solve the problem. i talked to my crying mother for over an hour.


first off, dont reply to this until you learn to read a WHOLE POST... in fact, do me and everybody else a favor by just shutting the fuck up. if you wont do it for others, do it for your own selfish ass, and shut the fuck up. you're making yourself look like as much of an ass as spec. i never thought it would be possible.

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Originally posted by D-res lets see, where to start... first off, yeah, my dad is a lazy cheap ass. i'll admit it. secondly as i already said, MY MOM IS NO WHORE. YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING PRICK. ROT IN HELL ASSHAT!!!! and you dont know shit....

Keep denying it all you want. Most of the people here probably know your mom is a whore from personal experience, so it won't get you very far.

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i dont care if you dont give sympathy man. im not seeking or expecting any. maybe you're illiterate because you seemed to miss a lot of what i said. i was simply seeking a little advice or perhaps a simliar story.... im not crying about their sad excuse for a relationship, simply annoyed with their lack of effort to correct it.

Well, I gave you advice: get your mother back out on the street where she belongs. You just didn't like it? You want a story similar to yours? Ok, here goes:

Once upon a time there was a little crybaby named Dick. Dick wasn't very bright but he figured out how to use the internet and decided that everyone else might like to hear about his problems. Then Dick found out that some people thought he was a little pussy, so he threw a temper tantrum and proved it to everyone. The end.

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what kind of childhood does one have to end up as fucked up as someone like you? like i mentioned earlier in this post, you must be illiterate, because you missed something again. in my very first post i said that my dad probably heard me and my mom talking about it. in other words, i did do something to solve the problem. i talked to my crying mother for over an hour.

Well it obviously did a whole lot of good, didn't it? And then, since you failed so miserably, you came on here to cry about it. It looks to me like you're a quitter just like your whore mother in addition to being a whiny little crybaby.

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first off, dont reply to this until you learn to read a WHOLE POST... in fact, do me and everybody else a favor by just shutting the fuck up. if you wont do it for others, do it for your own selfish ass, and shut the fuck up. you're making yourself look like as much of an ass as spec. i never thought it would be possible.

Don't let too many of those tears run down onto your little homework assignment, boy. It might make the ink run and then you'd get an F. Actually, you would probably fail either way, so keep crying your heart out, dear.

dude...d-res...just put the guy on ignore, can you not see he's just trying to rile you up? that shouldve been evident from the first post, it's not even worth discussing.

my condolences. i really hope things work out.

LOL!!!!! Keep going you two, before a moderator catches you. I want to laugh some more. I can't decide who is funnier...D-Res or Arbiter. I choose me.

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Originally posted by Perfect_Cheezit dude...d-res...just put the guy on ignore, can you not see he's just trying to rile you up? that shouldve been evident from the first post, it's not even worth discussing.

Good advice. Running away from problems is the perfect solution for a crybaby pussy like D-res.

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Originally posted by Arbiter Good advice. Running away from problems is the perfect solution for a crybaby pussy like D-res.

would you rather him sit and argue on the internet with you about it?

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Originally posted by Perfect_Cheezit would you rather him sit and argue on the internet with you about it?

No, I'd rather him grow a set of balls and learn to handle his own problems so he doesn't have to cry about them on the internet.