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Originally posted by Fundamental I wish for someone to clean up my flat.

Granted but Floorfiller does a horrible job and then he comes on TA and posts about your flat being a horrible mess and he post picture of your dirty underwear all over the internet. But then you get him back because you have hidden cameras and you catch him trying to steal your shit and you have him arrested and he goes to jail for a couple years. But that leaves you with a dirty flat again....



I wish I had 6 fingers on my right hand.

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Originally posted by Mebot Granted but Floorfiller does a horrible job and then he comes on TA and posts about your flat being a horrible mess and he post picture of your dirty underwear all over the internet. But then you get him back because you have hidden cameras and you catch him trying to steal your shit and you have him arrested and he goes to jail for a couple years. But that leaves you with a dirty flat again.... I wish I had 6 fingers on my right hand.

Granted, but your penis is missing.

I wish I had a naked supermodel to bring me beverages.

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Originally posted by sym Granted, but your penis is missing. I wish I had a naked supermodel to bring me beverages.

Granted, but it's a male supermodel who is sexually attracted by you.

I wish I could type faster...

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Originally posted by moncster granted. but all keyboards will break after 10 seconds of your lightning fast typing. i wish for world peace

Granted, but after world peace is earned, aliens will invade the world.

I wish I have some days off work

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Originally posted by chavs Granted, but after world peace is earned, aliens will invade the world. I wish I have some days off work

granted, though you'll be spending them with your new boyfriend bubba inside county jail

i wish i was omnipotent

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Originally posted by Psy-T granted, though you'll be spending them with your new boyfriend bubba inside county jail i wish i was omnipotent

granted, but everyone will ask you "Oh omnipotent one, could you make a rock big enough that you couldn't lift" over and over again, and you will be so tired that you will commit suicide.

I wish it was summer in here

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Originally posted by chavs granted, but everyone will ask you "Oh omnipotent one, could you make a rock big enough that you couldn't lift" over and over again, and you will be so tired that you will commit suicide. I wish it was summer in here

granted, unfortunately though, the ozone layer just got totally wiped out and we're all about to die very soon

i wish there will be proper rips of all the sets from dancevalley next week

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Originally posted by Psy-T granted, unfortunately though, the ozone layer just got totally wiped out and we're all about to die very soon i wish there will be proper rips of all the sets from dancevalley next week

Granted, but once the files are on the net they will be infected by a new virus that will destroy all the info in your hard disk and all of your cd's.

I wish I could take a nap right now

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Originally posted by chavs Granted, but once the files are on the net they will be infected by a new virus that will destroy all the info in your hard disk and all of your cd's. I wish I could take a nap right now

Granted, but you'll never wake up again.

I wish I had around 50 bucks extra to spend right now.

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Granted, but you'll never wake up again. I wish I had around 50 bucks extra to spend right now.

granted, but the only store open is a gay porn shop.

I wish I could wish of a better wish.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but the only store open is a gay porn shop. I wish I could wish of a better wish.

Granted, but the better the wish, the greater the counter effect, so when you get your good wish you are really fucked.

I wish I could hear some music during my work

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