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Originally posted by kid nyce i was 19 @ Twilo NYC her: "I'm 28 my boyfriend is out of town and i want to have some fun - do you want a bump?"

And the first thing you thought of was internet forums

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Originally posted by basd What in hell did you request that resulted in such an answer from her?

Use you imagination... wait a minute... don't... it involved a webcam... that's all i'll say.

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Originally posted by placebo And the first thing you thought of was internet forums

how did u kno?

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I PUT TRADEMARKS AROUND YO MOTHAFUCKIN EYE
JUST ME N YOU

"i just got my nipple pierced, wanna see it?"

... 2 min later ...

"wanna kiss it?"


all i can say is she was gorgeous and i was drunk.

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Originally posted by Radagast "Get away from me you freak." Oh baby. I almost crizzeamed my pizzants right thizzere.

I was thinking of something along those lines.

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In a movie theater, while masturbating me... : "i want to suck you".

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Originally posted by lücid "i just got my nipple pierced, wanna see it?" ... 2 min later ... "wanna kiss it?" all i can say is she was gorgeous and i was drunk.

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Originally posted by Boomer187

agreed!

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Originally posted by Laughingfennec In a movie theater, while masturbating me... : "i want to suck you".

Technically she wasn't "masturbating" you, she was jerking you off.

And this thread is hilarious.

I have very close relationships with all of my lady friends so they say hot things all the time, but in a joking way. If I ballparked a figure of how many times they've asked me "Stick it in my butt" it would probably be in the thousands. But the exact number of me actually sticking it in their butt would be 0. But it is also hot when they ask to play video games with me or want to watch me spin or want me to teach them how to spin. It's great when I find girls who want to learn about my hobbies and such.

The hottest thing for me is a girl said I wanna suck your dick dry. LOL. The next right before she went down she said "im gonna put you in heaven", she wasnt good so she didnt. Then I gotta a friend who I party with & shes a complete whore & says dirty stuff ebery time we go out. But i never took advantage of it cause shes just way too dirty of a girl.

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Oh ya I love when im banging a girl & she says "i want you to Cum in my mouth".

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Most of the time I laugh when girls say dirty things and they are serious...which is why I've been laughing at a lot of the posts in this thread. I guess it is because I joke around a lot, but if a girl ever said "I'm going to put you in heaven" I would laugh my face off, then hope she still gives it to me.