Originally posted by kid nyce
i was 19 @ Twilo NYC
her: "I'm 28 my boyfriend is out of town and i want to have some fun - do you want a bump?"
And the first thing you thought of was internet forums
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Dec-02-2004 17:20
DJ_Bod
TrippingTheLightFantastic
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: DTA#8
quote:
Originally posted by basd
What in hell did you request that resulted in such an answer from her?
Use you imagination... wait a minute... don't... it involved a webcam... that's all i'll say.
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Dec-02-2004 18:47
EarnYourKeep
LIT
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: twentyonetwo
quote:
Originally posted by placebo
And the first thing you thought of was internet forums
how did u kno?
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Dec-02-2004 19:17
lücid
electric girl
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: NY
"i just got my nipple pierced, wanna see it?"
... 2 min later ...
"wanna kiss it?"
all i can say is she was gorgeous and i was drunk.
Originally posted by Radagast
"Get away from me you freak."
Oh baby. I almost crizzeamed my pizzants right thizzere.
I was thinking of something along those lines.
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Dec-02-2004 19:29
Laughingfennec
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2002
Location: France
In a movie theater, while masturbating me... : "i want to suck you".
Dec-02-2004 20:56
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
quote:
Originally posted by lücid
"i just got my nipple pierced, wanna see it?"
... 2 min later ...
"wanna kiss it?"
all i can say is she was gorgeous and i was drunk.
Dec-02-2004 21:24
Mebot
Maverick
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle
quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
agreed!
Dec-02-2004 21:27
flavdave
The Quiet Beatle
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Richmond/Blacksburg, VA
quote:
Originally posted by Laughingfennec
In a movie theater, while masturbating me... : "i want to suck you".
Technically she wasn't "masturbating" you, she was jerking you off.
And this thread is hilarious.
I have very close relationships with all of my lady friends so they say hot things all the time, but in a joking way. If I ballparked a figure of how many times they've asked me "Stick it in my butt" it would probably be in the thousands. But the exact number of me actually sticking it in their butt would be 0. But it is also hot when they ask to play video games with me or want to watch me spin or want me to teach them how to spin. It's great when I find girls who want to learn about my hobbies and such.
Dec-02-2004 22:15
jonSun
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
The hottest thing for me is a girl said I wanna suck your dick dry. LOL. The next right before she went down she said "im gonna put you in heaven", she wasnt good so she didnt. Then I gotta a friend who I party with & shes a complete whore & says dirty stuff ebery time we go out. But i never took advantage of it cause shes just way too dirty of a girl.
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Dec-02-2004 22:20
jonSun
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
Oh ya I love when im banging a girl & she says "i want you to Cum in my mouth".
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Dec-02-2004 22:21
flavdave
The Quiet Beatle
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Richmond/Blacksburg, VA
Most of the time I laugh when girls say dirty things and they are serious...which is why I've been laughing at a lot of the posts in this thread. I guess it is because I joke around a lot, but if a girl ever said "I'm going to put you in heaven" I would laugh my face off, then hope she still gives it to me.
But it is also hot when they ask to play video games with me or want to watch me spin or want me to teach them how to spin. It's great when I find girls who want to learn about my hobbies and such.
