Originally posted by Reverend_Trance
My weapon of mass destruction will be Jack Daniels. Here is a better idea. We droip a bunch of booze into North Korea. Due to Oriental flush they get drunk after a few drinks. Then the sober forces of the United States and South Korea will conquer the drunk North Koreans. As a symbol of peace, free Bloody Mary's and Prairie Oysters for everyone.
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Thats a genius idea!
hahahahhahahahahahhaha
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David & Carr
Dec-17-2004 16:21
Krypton
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Location: Texas
their army is nothing but a bunch of brainwashed robots. good luck fighting a million+ army that is trained and ready to fight. nobodies getting over the land mines either without something to move them or destroy them i.e. nuke the area. we'de probably go in amphibiously. china wouldn't really go for it, since having your foe of ideology being to close to your border is a bit too much for the chinese gov't.
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Dec-17-2004 16:37
Petrogad
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i don know, droppin in booze still might do the trick...
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Dec-17-2004 18:08
Lebezniatnikov
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Worked against the Native Americans
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Dec-17-2004 18:24
Petrogad
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so did killing buffalos, lets just do that. (i think kill buffalos was slang for something)
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Dec-29-2004 00:30
Sevas Stra
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we get NK drunk, one commie moron trips and falls on the "launch" button---> We are fucked :P
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Dec-29-2004 01:03
Petrogad
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so north korea turns into a suicide bomber?
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Dec-29-2004 01:55
smokeape
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Location: Heart of Dixie
quote:
Originally posted by zig
Just a little bit arrogent...just a tiny wincey wincey bit arrogent...nice thread though...enjoy the flak
Uh yeah. Most arrogant fools don't understand that hitting the nK and sK locomotives together will cause a few million civilian deaths on top of the few thousand military deaths. Casualties of modern warfare with the expenditure of weapons of ever increasing lethality on the peninsula will exceed anything seen in previous wars to date.
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Dec-29-2004 02:42
smokeape
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quote:
Originally posted by Nou
Hence why I want war there the most of all, it will really show the US what a fucking real war is. All these little pussies that think 20 killed in mess tent is a horrible day, or a horrible month for US casualties then they will have another thing coming when you got 20guys dying every hour.
Think about it, we havnt had a massive scale war since Vietnam, and even that wasnt that bad. I think we need another big war to teach some of these neocons what war is actually like.
Come one Korea, teach us a lesson!
Oh no, we won't take a sustained 20 dead per hour or even per day. nK would suffer the horrific blows from a real superpower in destroying their war machine real quick if the casualties approached that level. The problem in ultimately destroying their Army and ability to fight, just like the problem in the first Iraqi war in Kuwait is why should we slaughter their military personnel wholesale when they are just following orders. Militaries tend to respect one another just like in football and don't want to run up the score on a vanquished opponent.
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Dec-29-2004 02:58
Petrogad
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quote:
Originally posted by smokeape
Militaries tend to respect one another just like in football and don't want to run up the score on a vanquished opponent.
man when im playing my friend in donkey kong racing for nintendo 64 or playing my other buddy in madden 2004 for xbox, i try and slauter that bitch just to make him feel bad, and so i can brag about it to his parents. Dont you think GW would be similar? going and talkin to britian and being like snap check what 3rd world country i just fd up, its your move Tony Blair....
:-D
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Dec-29-2004 05:08
Petrogad
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quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i heard that the chances of north korea supplying nuclear warfare to terrorists is very high...and that they would be shipped right into the port of L.A. or *could* be shipped rather. it kind of disturbed me. but then i called my dad for comfort (he works for Lockheed) and he said they are working on a contract for those x-ray machines to look through all the boxcars...and that we have satellites that are able to pick that stuff up and we'd know if any was being moved.
then i watched Michael Moore's "Bowling for Columbine" for the first time last week in my sociology class and now i realize just how scared we amercans are about everything...it's the damn news!
Media over evulates everything way to much and michael moore needs to be deported from the united states, maybe we can send him to north korea to do some "undercover work" and then he can make another brilliant film "North Korea - Terrorists at work" or some propeganda bs that hes good at.
cheers
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Dec-29-2004 14:28
razmataz
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Registered: Apr 2003
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quote:
Originally posted by Petrogad
Media over evulates everything way to much and michael moore needs to be deported from the united states, maybe we can send him to north korea to do some "undercover work" and then he can make another brilliant film "North Korea - Terrorists at work" or some propeganda bs that hes good at.
cheers
The ironic thing about Michael Moore bashers is that they cannot really refute any of the claims he makes in his books/films. Just sidestepping the issues and bashing Michael Moore seems to be the most clever retaliatory strategy.
I say more power to him. For as long as you have your O'Rileys and Limbaughs, you need an outspoken lefty to even things out a bit.