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Originally posted by Ian^ it might be wrong, they also tell us scottish people live in caves and beat each other to death then eat them, but you never know what's true & what's not......

It's true we do. Only the fact that chasing down people and beating them to death takes so much effort and the prevalance of chippys selling deep fat fried mars bars stops us exterminating ourselfs. That and our high teenage pregnacy rate.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Yea, everything you need to know about this sort of thing is on the internet...

Hahahaha

Maybe i'm showing my naivity here, but i thought sex was all about the feelings involved? My lady and I have a strong connection and when we went at it for the first time (both she and I were a virgins) she said she came, alot and, im pretty sure i felt the contractiions for each one. So, either its about the feelings, im just really good in bed, or she's lying. O yeah and that picture.... classic.

Jennypie, you're right, this should not have been linked with "orgasms"... thanks for reminding me

Because of this I shall try my best to not talk about any sex related topics again

*puts on chastity belt for the time being*

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Originally posted by jennypie Haha!! It's the fist, isn't it??!! Dirty, dirty girl.

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Originally posted by spacechica *puts on chastity belt for the time being*

I've actually got one of those in the next room. I'm not even kidding - it's made of thin iron and all it has is a narrow, oval pee-hole.

Kinda scary, really.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I've actually got one of those in the next room. I'm not even kidding - it's made of thin iron and all it has is a narrow, oval pee-hole. Kinda scary, really.

...you ...wha...hmm...why?

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Originally posted by jennypie You fucking dummy. A woman doesn't have to have intercourse to have a fucking orgasm. Women masterbate too. Orgasms happen after rubbing the clitoris for a long enough period of time. There are also vaginal or G spot orgasms, which are more difficult to achieve, but also happen after rubbing a certain spot (inside the vagina) for a long enough period of time. I hope this thread was intended as a pisstake, cause your question made you sound like a jack-fucking-ass. Especially since I recall you saying you were how old? 27? 27, and you STILL don't know about the female orgasm??? Sex with you must be fucking horrible.

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i have three points to make:

1. this thread is actually really insanely sad. makes me glad to know i have a guy who understands women and their sexuality.
2. the :P(|) gif is the coolest thing i've seen all day.
3. i was having orgasms loooooong before i ever had sex, as i'm sure is the case with most girls. unless they're too lame to figure out how cool (and beneficial!) masturbating is.

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Originally posted by spacechica Because of this I shall try my best to not talk about any sex related topics again

No way!! That post was awesome on so many levels!! LOL!!

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Originally posted by NomadaNare Maybe i'm showing my naivity here, but i thought sex was all about the feelings involved? My lady and I have a strong connection and when we went at it for the first time (both she and I were a virgins) she said she came, alot and, im pretty sure i felt the contractiions for each one. So, either its about the feelings, im just really good in bed, or she's lying. O yeah and that picture.... classic.

She's lying!

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Originally posted by NomadaNare Maybe i'm showing my naivity here, but i thought sex was all about the feelings involved? My lady and I have a strong connection and when we went at it for the first time (both she and I were a virgins) she said she came, alot and, im pretty sure i felt the contractiions for each one. So, either its about the feelings, im just really good in bed, or she's lying. O yeah and that picture.... classic.

if you have a strong connection, do her in the butt. she'll cum twice as hard. trust me.

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Originally posted by lücid if you have a strong connection, do her in the butt. she'll cum twice as hard. trust me.

Up there with the best things I've heard from a woman, ever.

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