but like i really want to make her fucking scream and pull out my hair.. how do i make it happen?

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Originally posted by Ian^ and If I try really hard, I can fart the melody to PPK - Resurrection

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Originally posted by DJ JEM ok look i have another problem, that is a picture of my girl friend. and she wants me to oraly pleases her so how would i go about that? like what is the secrest of oral sex ?

She looks like Reese Witherspoon.


As far as pleasing her orally goes, I'm going to put this as bluntly and as straight-forward as possible:

Have a few beers so you're good 'n buzzed.

Go down, ignore any smell and stick your tongue in. The rest should come naturally.

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Originally posted by DJ JEM ok look i have another problem, that is a picture of my girl friend. and she wants me to oraly pleases her so how would i go about that? like what is the secrest of oral sex ?

OMFG!!!!!!! THAT LOOKS LIKE A REESE WITHERSPOON!!!!!!!!1
does it not?!?





ooooh.. oral sex.. well.. if your new to it, just find the little nub..or button thingy at the top of the vagina, im a pussy n00b, but i think thats the clit. apply pressure with your tounge around that area... try that. or go lower and lick the inner.."hole" thing.. lol

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Originally posted by DarkAngel She looks like Reese Witherspoon. As far as pleasing her orally goes, I'm going to put this as bluntly and as straight-forward as possible: Have a few beers so you're good 'n buzzed. Go down, ignore any smell and stick your tongue in. The rest should come naturally.

you have the best posts in this thread so far hahaha...

what kinds of smells would i have to worry about?

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"I always bring my gun to chess just incase the game gets out of had"

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Originally posted by Ian^ and If I try really hard, I can fart the melody to PPK - Resurrection

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Originally posted by Floorfiller you have the best posts in this thread so far hahaha...

Really? LOL...I wonder what's wrong with me...

you should of read my post. pussy smells and tastes like pennies imo

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Originally posted by twisted you should of read my post. pussy smells and tastes like pennies imo

how would u know?

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Originally posted by DJ JEM what kinds of smells would i have to worry about?

HEH.

Ummm.......I'll share something with ya.

First time I ever did it, she asked me "How'd I taste?"

I replied,


"Tasted like human."

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Originally posted by DarkAngel She looks like Reese Witherspoon. As far as pleasing her orally goes, I'm going to put this as bluntly and as straight-forward as possible: Have a few beers so you're good 'n buzzed. Go down, ignore any smell and stick your tongue in. The rest should come naturally.

how about if you're drunk? should you still stick your tounge in?

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[11:58] Bas //: fuck he's hot

should i ask her to shave? or let her be?

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"I always bring my gun to chess just incase the game gets out of had"

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Originally posted by Ian^ and If I try really hard, I can fart the melody to PPK - Resurrection