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Dirtbag in Denial You scored 32% Dirtbag! Born to a GOP family or some shit, maybe eating all those lead paint chips. You've still got some asshole tendencies, but for the most part, you're ok...I guess.

Oh well, could be worse...where's the virgin test?

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Oh well, could be worse...where's the virgin test?

http://www.okcupid.com/virgin

I can also recomend the gaydar test, which I did a lot better on

http://www.okcupid.com/gaydar

Hmm, 52% and 75%. But for that gay test, whenever you see a girl with long and short hair compared, the one with short hair is lesbian.

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You got 12 of the 21 people correct, and you did better recognizing the virginity girls. Overall, you guessed better than 47% of all test takers.

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ou personally got 15 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing girls than guys. Overall, you guessed better than 75% of all test takers.

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Hmm. My gaydar is way off. 50% correct - statistically speaking half of all blind monkeys could have done better.
Did a lot better on the asshat test. 0 - a lower score than 100% of other people taking the test. Guess I'd be quite popular with whomever drew up the test.

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Originally posted by trancaholic Hmm. My gaydar is way off. 50% correct - statistically speaking half of all blind monkeys could have done better. Did a lot better on the asshat test. 0 - a lower score than 100% of other people taking the test. Guess I'd be quite popular with whomever drew up the test.

Hmm, yes, but now you're an ass because you scored better than any of us did.

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Fucking Awesome
You scored 9% Dirtbag!

Im such a nice guy

Only scored 51% on the gaydar, which is good i guess, i really dont like the idea that i have a gaydar I suppose its also good then that i recognized more gay girls than guys

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Hmm, yes, but now you're an ass because you scored better than any of us did.

Yes! I'm an ass. My assimilation urge is soothed.

Actually, considering the questions I would say that the opposite of the asshat must be a timid bore. Heck, I practically answered "no" to all the questions - an empty cardboard box would give the same answers. (Had it been able to use a computer, that is.)

Virgin test:

First try: 52 % accuracy. Better at recognizing males.

Second try: 52 % accuracy. Better at recognizing females.

52 % is apparently pretty bad.

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"First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me— and there was no one left to speak out for me." -Martin Niemöller

Umm ok wtf? I'm totalatarian...LIKE STALIN...bloody hell.

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Woohoo! I stumbled upon yet another GEM:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?t...235046633759176

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Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 141 proof, with specific scores in beer (180) , wine (66), and liquor (113). All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 74% on proof You scored higher than 99% on beer index You scored higher than 72% on wine index You scored higher than 92% on liquor index

Heh, I never drink wine either....

This site's tests are like crack.

MrS

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Bourbon Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (83), and liquor (69). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 39% on proof You scored higher than 87% on beer index You scored higher than 85% on wine index You scored higher than 74% on liquor index

I dont even like bourbon

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