Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Austin, TX USA: TX TA #46
Amelia, you're making this harder than it seems. All you have to do is approach a guy and ask, "wanna fuck?" That usually does the trick. Take it from a guy who likes his diet high in protein.
*circle jerks*
yeah...
Mar-11-2005 06:29
tmft
music & gum make me happy
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX #72
quote:
Originally posted by Rememberence_
My penis is trying to find it's way into the network card as we speak.
HAHAHAHA!!! Next time I go to Eternal, the words "network card" will be spoken by me.
just when I thought nothing could outdraw the Dirk & Pro thread for hits, along comes this...
Mar-11-2005 10:15
Rememberence_
James Packer
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: HXTA #6
rofllll
*hides cuts from RJ45 socket*
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Mar-11-2005 13:57
D Dubya
Deeper
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Over there
quote:
Originally posted by tmft
HAHAHAHA!!! Next time I go to Eternal, the words "network card" will be spoken by me.
just when I thought nothing could outdraw the Dirk & Pro thread for hits, along comes this...
its like throwing a pack of hungry wolves a bone.... pros message box is full by now probably. hahaha wow amelia you have outdone yourself.
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Mar-11-2005 15:20
D Dubya
Deeper
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Over there
quote:
Originally posted by Matthias
Its been almost 2 weeks, she lives in Austin, and her boyfriend's back from Iraq.... so yeah I'm frustrated. I hate crushes.
you find her on the railroad tracks? wheres the legs and head?
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Mar-11-2005 15:21
531.am
hello I'm 531.am
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Austin, Texas TX TA #35
quote:
Originally posted by The_One
Blue Balls Alliance '05 ?
high five m8! Nothing sucks more than messing with a girl getting her all the way down, and right before you're about to bang "I don't want to do this."
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Mar-11-2005 15:24
531.am
hello I'm 531.am
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Austin, Texas TX TA #35
quote:
Originally posted by Dirk W.
you find her on the railroad tracks? wheres the legs and head?
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Mar-11-2005 15:24
D Dubya
Deeper
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Over there
quote:
Originally posted by prolikewhoa
I NEEED TO GET LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID BY A HOT DISEASE FREE MAN
i am the poster boy.
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Mar-11-2005 15:59
Rememberence_
James Packer
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: HXTA #6
TXTA has grown into a forum full of champs, I feel some of that yank shit coming on... that pride shit
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Mar-11-2005 16:06
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
You know we all know who that is right Matthias?
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
i havent gotten laid since January 11th (the day before i left Puerto Rico to come finish college)
Gzus
im not desperate. I had a chance to screw 2 fat black girls, but....... how about no?
so here i am, with Mr. Happy not so happy
any words of encouragement?
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Mar-11-2005 16:59
SID133
pizza.....
Registered: Apr 2004
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Screen
be a man and use your hand
LOL...
thats some funny shit ...LMAO
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Her locks were yellow as gold :
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Night-mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
Who thicks man's blood with cold."
