tell you the truth i think the best part was masturbating to your girlfriend. wait no....yeah...wait...yeah i'm sure of it, that was the best part.

but you're wrong wrong wrong. i have a girlfriend. her name is suk wang. a lot of you perverts may have seen her on kazaa already. anyways, she's 14 and we've been together for a week and a half now. oh btw her parents are thai, she was born beside a dumpster behind her local shanty hospital. let's just say, as soon as i stepped off the plane and was led to a dark secluded trailer by a dodgy looking asian courier and laid eyes on her shivering naked body, it was then that i realized i had finally found someone to have sex with me whenever i want and do all the work around my house, and that i loved her, like the love that a man has for a fine cuban cigar or a fine asian whore. oh yeah, here she is:

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

lolololololol

funny pic


ill post a pic of my first GF in a second. I dont want it to be directly under such trash lmao

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Her face is too fat, and ugly, surely you can do much better.

ok here's my first GF.

another latina

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My GF Jen, been together for 9 months. She's a flight attendent for United Airlines



In Japan


Me and her at San Franciso, Golden Gate Bridge

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Originally posted by beats and beeps Her face is too fat, and ugly, surely you can do much better.

hmmm...usually it's normal, but that pic was just after i hit her in the face 20 or 30 times. the punishment for drinking water from anywhere except her trough is not light. you know, it may have been partly my fault. see i left her chained outside one night and completely forgot she was there for about a week. as her trough is inside she had to drink from a small mud puddle near her doghouse. but still, rules are rules.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Originally posted by Aiwendil hmmm...usually it's normal, but that pic was just after i hit her in the face 20 or 30 times. the punishment for drinking water from anywhere except her trough is not light. you know, it may have been partly my fault. see i left her chained outside one night and completely forgot she was there for about a week. as her trough is inside she had to drink from a small mud puddle near her doghouse. but still, rules are rules.

Her eyes are messed up, they look like they are half closed all of the time. Have you considered doing something about that?

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Originally posted by beats and beeps Her eyes are messed up, they look like they are half closed all of the time. Have you considered doing something about that?

like what?

completing what he started and make a snuff film?

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i have a couple pictures of her now, and ive posted them before, but they all arnt that good. too many close ups, bad angles, sun flare. im a horrible photographer. ill take some of me and her tommarow to post.

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Originally posted by TranceLuver4evr My GF Jen, been together for 9 months. She's a flight attendent for United Airlines In Japan Me and her at San Franciso, Golden Gate Bridge

haha ur girl was c00l when we met her bro... she flies too much!!

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Originally posted by nchs09 haha ur girl was c00l when we met her bro... she flies too much!!

yeah, s0n.


jack- you get any bonus miles with all the fukin yer doing?

i mean, there's gotta be some sort of frequent flyer system with fukin a flight attendant

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